Survivor 7, Pearl Islands

“FYI, starts Sept 18th 8pm EST 90minute premier.”

“Woo-hoo! I'm all over that one!”

“same here... did you see the naked dude?? lol, this one is going to be funny”

“Is it just me or is Rupert actually Harry Potter's Haggred in drag?”

“That's what Artex suggested last week. Good match!”

“Oh sorry. Hadn't seen that. Good one Fartex.”

“It's all good. When I saw the show I thought he reminded me of somebody I know, but I couldn't think who it could be since I don't really know anybody who looks like that, but when I read Artex's post it was obvious. Hagrid. Who'd a thunk it?

So, since Hagrid's a player, can he bring his magic to bear to win the game?”

“okay, I missed it. who did they vote out? how was it??”

“...they the Morgan tribe voted off Lil....the Boy Scout Troop Leader....”

“I think they should have kept her. Yeah, she's weird but at least she can start a fire and tie a knot which most on the island canknot.

Get it? Can Knot?

Oh... ha ha ha I kill me.


Well, not really. That was lame.”

“Thanks Stratusloop. Did she go totally wacko on them or what? dang I missed it. Oh well.”

“Good gawd! Is there no justice in this world!!! She busted her a$$. Great, one more week of watching Dallas...Huston...Austin (whatever) sit on his butt and whine all day. And HE'S the one who screwed the pooch on the challange! They claim Lil wasn't strong enough to go on. Jeezis!”

“....no...she really was upset about her friend Ryan getting the boot from last week....her tribe is in serious trouble....the funny thing was....her torch would not go out on the first try....Jeff made a little funny by saying the tribe don't want you to leave....”

“oh boy... they was in trouble the day they started. How did the black guy do? did he at least try?

okay, going to bed now. good night... going bping tomorrow... yeahhhhh!!!
i'll talk to ya all monday.”

“"How did the black guy do? did he at least try?"

He was the one who lost the challange for them.”

“well, then they should've voted him out. I don't get it!! what's their problem? I mean I am not to crazy about the boyscott lady, I think she is strange, but that has nothing to do with her abilities and will to win this game...

oh well, next time I will apply for this darn show. heeheeheehee....”

“hmm, that sounded strange...did you know what I mean??

"...her will to win this game..." I think that's what I should've said... oh well, it's late...”

“Gem,
To no avail, I have looked all over trying to find out how you apply for survivor. It is a secret??? I have a perfect tape for a WINTER survivor.
Any one notice not really any Bimbo's on this episode, exept the one and she booted first.

Rupert KICK A$$ again he he sank the the other teams boat. Like Nigal said The home boy was off in his boat away from the action ??? I did not get that ? why the hell did they row away from the others, While Ruperts team tag teamed the one boat.
Then on immunity challege with the rope, Rupert kicked Whimpy's(black dude) butt again....
RUPERT RULES!!!
Best part when they won the Idol, which is a skull and axe, Rupert gave the Skull a big SMOOOCH on the lips ( or should I say Mandible&Maxilla) haha.

I hope they dont do they join the tribes deal again that will suck!”

“Yeah, Ostin - or whatever his name is - stinks. I would have rallied to vote his sorry butt off earlier. What good is his alleged strength if he's not going to use it?”

“Osten sunk his own boat in the reward challenge and then gave out in the immunity challenge.

I thought he was going to win immunity when he got that leg wrap on the rope.”

“Ryan O, Andrew(lawyer dude) and Osten have an alliance.
Rupert will squash them all!”

“I missed it again last night.”

“Tree,
I saw most of it, but was flipping the clicker between Yankee game and Survivor!

The hispanic girl and the blonde skinny dewd from drake had a swearing match. That blonde dewd reminds me of a Grown up "Charlie" from Willy Wonka!”

“I would love to be Jeff Probst!
He's gotta be laughing his A$$ off!”

“yeah, they were arguing about who's the better swimmer, and who was to sit out in the immunity challenge. It was a riot.

Rupert is probably not as physically strong as Osten but he has some will, some strength of character. Osten is a limp noodle in that dept.

IMO Rupert deserves to be the Survivor already.”

“i think so too, Sass! Rupert is da bomb. it's really funny how that one team keeps losing. LOL! isn't it true that it's more likely for the winning team to keep winning, statistically? i forget what that's called...”

“The outcome of that immunity challenge was a no-brainer. There was no way Hagrid/Sasquatch/Grizzly Adams was going to give in!”

“Strength in numbers?

I just hope they keep the teams separate this time, none of the Switch-a-rue crap!

Rupert is the best for the Pirate theme. You they where thinking of that when they picked him.

I wish I could be the producer at times, I would instigated the Hispanic chick into kicking the crap out of the little blonde wussie! She went running at him and his nut sack shriveled...haha”

“no, that's not what i meant. i've just heard a theory or something that if you think you'll win in the future because you've been winning so far, you probably will. there's some name for that! it's driving me crazy.”

“Probability ?”

“nope!”

“correlations?
coefficients?
nonlinear relations?
distribution?
Normality?”

“In fairness to Ostin, he did hold out for 2 hours - that's pretty amazing. He just didn't stand a chance against the human tree. Could any of the others on his team done it?

I thought it was a shame they voted off the scout leader. As the strangest, she was one of the most interesting.

Did you see Jeff's face when they said they would start winning soon? What a joke. How much longer can they let that team be nibbled away before they do something to even things out?

Drake doesn't have anything else to steal from Morgan when they win the next award challange....”

“fishnet, knife, and fishing line is about it. Unless they nab their last pot”

“In the next weeks highlights at the end, it looks like the drakes are planning on loosing on purpose to boot the curly blonde guy dewd.

Good point pepperdawg!
yeah and he expended all the energy too, while the others got to watch.”

“Ostin did seem to be a little more willing to participate this week, but perhaps that's creative editing at work.

Rupert is probably my favorite Survivor of all time. I bet he'd be a lot of fun to go backpacking with (and he could probably sherpa at least 3 people's gear).”

“Team LOSER has mistaken Osten large muscles as a sign of strength. He may be able to lift heavy stuff in a gym but as he has so ably demonstrated he is weak in will and determination,pure and simple. Team loser has layed all their chips on Osten and are paying for it dearly. I hope they starve.”

“Hey!!!!!!!!!!
Don't Forget 8pm tonight on CBS........
The previews says their bringing back the voted off survivors.
A new twist.....YES!”

“Unless the voted-off survivors kill and eat the remaining survivors, I'm not interested.


Cannibalism. That's good TV!”

“I just hope the girl with the big hooters and no bra gets back on the show.”

“Bacpac
She will be!
All of the "voted off" survivors from this series will be back on tonight. I guess to huant the reamining surviors.
The Hooters babe was the first to go, what the hell were those guys thinking!!!”

“Dont forget 8pm CBS”

“:-)”

“Best. Twist. Ever.”

“I am aligned with the hooters tribe:-\”

“So, who do think is coming back from the Outcast tribe?


Probst is wicked awesome!
Jeff basically told Osten is a phuckin whimp!”

“Hagrid is still in there. I missed the episodes during the baseball playoffs.”

“Yes! Jeff was seriously pissed off at Osten. He didn't even let him do "final words," and yanked his torch out of its place and laid it on the ground. Q of the day: how do you decide who to vote back ONTO the show?”

“Osten...Osten, Osten, Osten... I have no words for this jerk! Glad he is gone! I hope he will never hear the end of this. 19days,and his body and mind could not take it anymore. Give me a break!”

“Best Survivor twist in history and the wife records the wrong channel! AHHHHH! I'm glad that Osten took his labia and went home.”