Loser and Cluck head for Massanutten

“Cluck (Creek Dancer) is in Shenandoah today and will head over to Massanutten tonight. I (Loser) will join her tomorrow for the weekend for two belated birthday bashes, a folk music festival, some day hikes, and my friend Bluetick will join us on Saturday afternoon.

Of course, it will rain. The advance forecast was for partly cloudy skies, but the remnants of Henri could cause some showers tomorrow night into Saturday. But we will have the Tarp Mahal Lodge and Conference Center, complete with the Monongahela Room offering fine cuisine, the Shenandoah Room for cocktails, and the Appalachian Suite.”

“from the title, I thought you just spelled Manhattan according to the Ice Tea New Collegiate Dictionary”

“The sad part is that he did spell Manhattan according to the Ice Tea New Collegiate Dictionary”

“So that's how that mountain got named! Damn! All these years I thought it was because the settlers figured it was a big mass of nuthin!

It's actually a credible slice of the Devonian sticking up in the middle of the Cambrian and Ordovician Shenandoah Valley, a crazy, mixed-up syncline.

(Tea translation: It's actuarily a credential slime of the Dutiful sucking up to the muddled Crumbball and Organizational Shutdadoor Valley, a crazy, mixed-up sin tax.)”

“Okay peeps, I'm outa here for the next three days. Play nice. HaHa

HeHeHeHe

HoHoHoHo

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