2scoops of what?

“I'm sorry if this opens you up to all sorts of silliness, but what does your moniker mean?”

“2scoops of raisins are the reason”

“rivets”

“heartless bastiginess?

its really 2poops - you get the picture now... beat he grows good tomatos”

“bastiginess?”

“Beats his tomatos?”

“ice tea, are you cross(dressing)posting again?”

“I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel. You lousy cork-suckers. You have violated my fargin' rights. This suminonbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens, like me, could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin' ice holes, like yourselves.”

“nice to see youre no longer hyperventilating, twinkie”

“I was born to love you,

I was born to lick your face,

I was born to rub you,

But you were born to rub me first.”

“ok, now youre just turning me on.”

“caddyshack! I love that flick”

“Don't call me stupid.

Oh, right, to call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you! I've worn dresses with higher I.Q.s!”

“Dang Twinkie, you almost had me aroused there for a second. Can you say that agin only slower and a bit more sexy?”

“i think twinkies brain is short-circuiting like hal in 2001. just spouting random stuff from her childhood like an IBM with tourettes”

“Dave, my mind is going. I can feel it.”

“Haha, twinkle toes, that one is hilarious to me for some reason.”

“Daisey... Daisey...”

“peanut butter.

that's why he is 2poops.

'cause you eat that much pb you're definately going to have 2 poop!

hahahahaha *my brain hurts..I just finished doing some math studies*”

“Twinky, you all right?

It sounds like you've been sucking down a slurpee way too fast!”

“lol!

rivets???”

“you rhymed scoop with poop. wow. thats clever i havent heard that one before.

its not really a very interesting name origin, but it did involve rivets.”

“Oh baby...is that sarcasm?

Give Momma some more of that.

grrrr


lol!!”

“No. I think that's wierdly interesting... 2poops, tell us more.”

“god, its such a long and boring story...

alright short version i was working in a factory and put 2 different scoops of rivets into the riveter at the same time, which would have been bad had my supe not caught me, because one of the sizes was of course incorrect.”

“I though that was interesting! All this time, I thought your handle had something to do with ice-cream.

You can teach an old dog new tricks!”

“I would have insulted the heck out of the dude. but today is a different day...and I'm gonna be nice. 2scoops is an anology of the dual nature of his brain...the right "scoop" is the one that has the least quantity...that is the scoop that shows empathy and understanding. The left "scoop" is the dominant one, it shows critisim, meanness, cruelty, nastiness and a lack of understanding.

That is what 2 scoops means or at least thats what can be interpreted.”

“He's 1scoop short of a sundae.”

“oboy pop psychology my favorite hobby”