How should I eat this candy bar?

“I'm not sure how I should eat this twix?? from the right or the left.”

“Rectally inserted?”

“Fork and knife.”

“if you want someone to validate your feelings about that candy bar, you should eat it from the left. or you can be a greedy consumer with no regard for those not fortuneate enough to have a twix of their own and eat it from the right. or you can eat it from the middle of the road and everyone will hate you for it.”

“Offer it to a chick and then eat....


Oh never mind...”

“eat her nougat?”