A thread just for people that have been drinking

“if you have no clue then you need to go back to sex ed.

(I have no idea what you all are talking about)”

“Huh, that doesn't help me at all.”

“sorry dude then your on your own.”

“what's roadkill have anything to do with this?”

“well road kill would simmer up very nice and make a nice meal for you meat eaters


LMAO”

“huh, ok.”

“well you asked :)”

“Yes, yes I did.”

“so what have you learned from this thread tonight?

(please clue me in because I'm lost)”

“I learned that zombies cannot be killed by tornadoes.”

“and why not?”

“Attack of the Killer Tomatoes??? OMG!!!!”

“Laws of physics.”

“Oh, sh_t! I really thought he said tomatoes! Now, I see tornadoes! I'm in worse shape than Simer!!!”

“lol, what out for the tomato”

“bring it on”

“Nigal! Spiritwolf here! Six years or so. How's Meerkat? Just happened on the marriage thread. Kick ASS! Are you the first couple to meet here? You should have a shrine! Free lifetime memberships! Oh, wait. Anyway, congrats! Sorry I've been gone so long. Eight weeks turned into six years. Not sure how that happened. Fill me in on the gossip man, I'm shooting blind here!”

“How's it going Papa Wolf? Very long time no see. I think you may be confused. It was Nomad who married Meerkat, not me. Nomad did ask me to join them in one of these new three way marraiges but I was already married. LOL!

So where ya been? Held hostage in Iran? Stuck on an island?”

“thats right it's Monday night (at least I think it is) and I am drinking.....yeah!!!!

what a great great day. i love Asbury park NJ. we had a great day. I will let tree write the trip report. we have pics from the haunted paramont to the bathroom LMAO!


i am haveing a great vacation baby!”

“ps I did get to try a new drink
the leprecon p!$$
and tree tried the godmother

yummy”

“Inspired by my two buddies, Willie Nelson and George Dickel...

Whiskey River take my mind,
Don't let her mem'ry torture me.
Whiskey River don't run dry,
You're all I've got, take care of me.

Whiskey River take my mind,
Don't let her mem'ry torture me.
Whiskey River don't run dry,
You're all I've got, take care of me.

I'm drowning in a whiskey river,
Bathing my mem'ried mind in the wetness of its soul.
Feeling the amber current flowin' from my mind.
And warm an empty heart you left so cold.

Whiskey River take my mind,
Don't let her mem'ry torture me.
Whiskey River don't run dry,
You're all I've got, take care of me.

Instrumental break.

I'm drowning in a whiskey river,
Bathing my mem'ried mind in the wetness of its soul.
Feeling the amber current flowin' from my mind.
And warm an empty heart you left so cold.

Whiskey River take my mind,
Don't let her mem'ry torture me.
Whiskey River don't run dry,
You're all I've got, take care of me.”

“bump

enough said”

“Oh. Nomad eh? DOH! Sorry, (for you, not him.) Are either of them still around? Why do I feel so terribly, terribly old?

As for where I've been, i mentioned it on the 9/11 thread. Stuck in the nether hells of dialup. I was lucky to get 16K I would call a page and go get a snack. It was HORRIBLE! Drove me to drink! (coffee, mostly. Trying to stay awake long enough to read my e-mail)”

“HELLOOOOOOOO


am I alone?”

“WOOOOOOOOOOT!
Fat Bastard Merlot”

“scotch.”

“I'm working on getting the perfect head. I just dropped a fresh keg of Shiner Bock in the kegulator and I've been adjusting the CO2 regulator. Only thing is the beer is a little to foamy. Everytime I dial the CO2 down it gets a little better. I've adjusted 5 times already and drank the corresponding beers. I figure by the time I get the perfect head I will be wasted!”

“That is a fun process B. I bartend at a local fest every summer and we have issues when replaicing new co2 canisters.

The fun part is drinking all the head that comes out. Feel bad wasting it.”

“Sucess I have poured the perfect beer. I took a break for few hours to launch my boat. Now that it is in the boathouse and the trailer is stored I can tilt back a few more. I'm going fishing in the morning and meeting my buddies at 03:45, so I'm going to keep it modereate.”

“ok”

“I noticed he didn't offer the TT crowd any beer.
;-D”

“The fun part is drinking all the head that comes out. Feel bad wasting it.

this one has potential...”

““I noticed he didn't offer the TT crowd any beer.
;-D”
lumberzac
8:35:23 PM
11/06/06


Sorry Zac the bar is open. A round for the house on me. I'm gonna make love to my keg cooler and watch the election returns. I don't have to wake up and go to work or fish tommrow morning.”

“The wife and I watched our Thursday night tape tonight and I had a few cocktails.

Survivor...gawd this show sucks ass!...Michelob Pale Ale.

CSI...Now we're talking...two Michelob Porters.

Supernatural...Macallans scotch.

Neal Young's Prairie Wind...gawd this is like watching Superman struggle with Alzheimer's...two scotches.

Nip Tuck...shoot me in the head predictible...two more scotches.

nighty night.”

“yummy I love birthday parties :)”

“The Piano Has Been Drinking

The piano has been drinking
my necktie is asleep
and the combo went back to New York
the jukebox has to take a leak
and the carpet needs a haircut
and the spotlight looks like a prison break
cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
and the balcony's on the make
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...

and the menus are all freezing
and the lightman's blind in one eye
and he can't see out of the other
and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
and he showed up with his mother
and the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking

cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
cream puff casper milk toast
and the owner is a mental midget
with the I.Q. of a fencepost
cause the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking...

and you can't find your waitress
with a Geiger counter
And she hates you and your friends
and you just can't get served
without her
and the box-office is drooling
and the bar stools are on fire
and the newspapers were fooling
and the ash-trays have retired
the piano has been drinking
the piano has been drinking
The piano has been drinking
not me, not me, not me, not me, not me”

“not yet.....but soon, when I get outta work tonight!!!!”

“I bee drinking Makers. the other night Dani & I were out at "The Farm" and I was introduced to Islay - Lagavulin 1987. All I can say is: Holy #&%!$ing #&%!$!”

“Martinelli's cider mulling spices work great with a cheap Pinot Noir. Mulled wine by the cup!”

“hard to type with gloves on after a few glasses of wine, but hell, TT and KPIG by the fire outside is hard to beat at home.”

“I was ready to call it a night, but with the Muskrats caroling, another log and another glass of wine are in order.”

“the fire and the wine are dead. KPIG is still cooking, and the coyotes are howling but Pathman is fried.

good night TT. Hope the Meaness is gone.”

“KPIG??

Good radio, perhaps?”

“good evening
reporting to work.....mmmmmm Michelob Ultra Amber!”

“im here an drunk :)”

“What if you were drinking but have sobered up some?”

“I know... "Warp the Prank!" er”

“you still count but do we count?”

“We count! We just may not count well...”

“Beer,poker,wine,whiskey.”