The Mapleleaf Review

“""This is your best thread yet Mapleidiot!"

--- The "Nobody Gives A Crap Times"

"Utterly meaningless, and totally deviod of anything substantial!"

---Siskel & Ebert

"Mapleleaf outdid herself this time. Nobody thought she could beat the 'TwinkleToes you Have Mail' Thread!"

---Complete Losers Magazine

"Made me want to shoot myself, after slitting my wrists."

---Excessive Compulsive Quarterly

"Bravo! Another meaningless insight into Mapleleaf's life, and it's about time!"

---N.Y Times

"I got a labotomy last year, and this is the first thing that has made any sense to me."

---The Padded Room

"BIGFOOT SIGHTING IN NYC!!!!"

---The Wackjob"”

“"If it looks like poop, and smells like poop, it's poop! Her posts are great......for me to poop on!"

---Triumph, the Comic Dog

"Interesting! Fun! Extraordinary!"

---Charles Manson

"Reading Maple's posts is like beating my head against the wall. I love it!"

---THE Elephant Man

"I'm Speachless."

---Simon (from American Idol)

"Utterly compelling. We can produce a week around her incoherant rants."

---Jerry Springer

"I'm 5 years old, and I used to look forward to life until I read her posts."

---The Youngest Caulkin

"All I know about Geography, I learned from Mapleleaf's posts."

---Bronx 8th grader that just scored a 0.0 in her first year of college.

"After veiwing her mastery of communication, she's my next ambassador to Iraq."

---George W. Bush”

“wow....not even i crack out that bad when i see her stuff!!”

“Classic!!


Good night Cleveland!”

“"And I thought Vietnam was tough to get through!"

---Rambo

"Her posts keep our customers regular."

---Depends Gazette

"I thought I had everything figured out until I read her posts, now I must start from scratch."

---Darwin

"Her writings make my peotry look like poetry."

---Maya Angelou”

“If you think you know who I am, email me. I doubt you do, and the mystery is fun, isn't it?



ohmygosh, something trivial just happened, I need to start a seperate post about it!”

“"We were so close to peace, but after reading her posts, the mental frustration lead to anger, and then we had to bomb innocent people."

---Yassar Arafat

"Meaningless, just like all those worthless Americans."

---Osuma Bin Laden

"After reading her thoughts, I think America is ready for me to return."

---Roman Polnaski

"Her inspiration led me to push on for one last marathon."

---Jerry Lewis

"Our first experience with modern civilization was reading one of her posts. Right now, stonte tools and lion clothes seem the way to go."

---Bunta, Chief of the Isalbe People of Indonesia

"Finally, new material for a song!"

---Suicidal Tendencies”

“Its mean but funny. As I rated some troll on tuesday for the ugly couple thread I will do the same for you and give you a 7.3415.

Creativity was good.

your funny

being mean to one person dirrectly hurt your overall points. But this category dones't mean that much so its only worth like .5

props, you've got no props so...you fail there.

Over all you get a 7 and change. Good job. Funny.”

“"Nails on a chalkboard, a Mapleleaf post: whatever it takes to get my sick a** off!"

---S&M Review

"I didn't think about cutting my arm off until I started hallucinating that Mapleleaf was under it."

---The hiker who cut his arm off 3 months ago.

"I joined the intenet to learn to read. After reading her posts, I found that reading was useless and overrated, so I quit."

---Reggie (interperated through a social worker)

"It's mind numbing!"

---Captain Kirk

"She makes me feel presidential again."

---Ronald Reagan

"Her orrations are bottomless, her insight, uncomprehesionable."

---Dr. Phil”

“So who else has a full on gear chubby for that new Jet Boil? $75 is a bit steep but it'd be like owning the Lamberguini of stoves. I don't care if I have to work street corners...I'm gettin' one!

Of course working the streets I may have to settle for a new Esbit. 8(”

“Do you work the streets with your pants off, Nig? Or is that a surprise that waits for the hotel room?”

“I might have to return some stuff to REI in order to get that one.......maybe not, pretty happy with my Trangia (...and I just made the d@mn switch to alchhol and these b@stards some out with a sweet gas stove....grumble ..grumle..)”

“"Do you work the streets with your pants off, Nig? Or is that a surprise that waits for the hotel room?"

The Times Square Singing Cowboy is my cousin. I look just like him.”

“Then let's go drinking in the Village. I see the start of a very unusual evening here!”

“Sandolino's cafe on Barrow St. there was a chess store a couple of doors away, where I'd go in and play chess...”

“I command you to go to The Idiot.”

“OPIE, it would have helped if you hadn't posted exactly 1 second after your second troll post. That's Auburn brightness for you.”

“hehe. that is interesting. Can I get him to bet on some horse races for me?”

“...in all their glory

Village Idiot”

“What time do they open?”

“dayhiker..can you logout and login in a second?...I tell it how i see it..i don't make up names to be a jackass..i have one for that ..my own

and treebeard..i only said this stuff was funny cause it's what i said way back when..have i jumped on ML lately?..no..My only comments recently were of amazment of someone going after her worse than me...i haven't read a ML post since the Ignore came up..i don't have to keep up the drama..go smoke a splif and chill”

“Don't even try to turn this around, Opie. You caution people about feeding trolls and then you laud the stupid efforts of a stupid troll at Maple's expense. I, too, have ignored much for quite a while now. You chose to goad this scumbag on. So did Tea. So did Briar Rabbit. I know what I read and it has gone way past overkill. Why can't you people just admit that she isn't the only one doing what you consider to be frivolous. We all do it, so if indictment is what you want, then stop singling the girl out. You are wrong on this one, Opie. I don't care if it is not in your nature to admit it. So, back off and smoke a spliff yourself!”

“dude i'm not even going to argue with you...you guys aren't going to change..and i'm not either..so i guess we just have to agree to be disagreeable...and stop lipping my pipe!”

“Don't feed the trolls. Take your own advice. It's good advice and I took it a while back. Why are you having trouble with it?”

“Now boys, Am I going to have to make somone sit in the corner and think about what you've said.

Does anyone remember this little ditty from when they were kids. "Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words will never hurt me."”

“my comment about not feeding trolls were the ones that are bothering that individual..this one isn't bothering me..it's bothering you. and i made one comment..you've made 20 This is my last one on this...i bet i can do it..can you?”

“"dayhiker..can you logout and login in a second?... - OPIE

How's this time?”

“"dayhiker..can you logout and login in a second?... - OPIE

How's this time?”

“Well, I guess matt fixed THAT little thing! LOL”

“Two seconds dude”

“IJ, this got old and I am sorry to have gone on this long. I could argue back and forth forever with this guy and he will never see it my way because some folks just can't admit when they overstep bounds. I am done with him, especially since it appears that he ends things strictly on his own terms. Done, over and out...”

“C'mon man you can do it. If you really want this you're going to have to dig down deep and push yourself. Now go for it. I know you can get 1 second!”

“I feel a double standard coming up?”

“Arlen Specter and the Warren Commission will now show that it is not possible for two seperate individuals to post on a thread with-in one second of each other and therefore there must be just the one poster. We shall from here on out refer to this as the magic post theory.”

“Bullsh|t.
Use two different browsers”

“Bullsh|t.
Use two different browsers”

“Surely everyone has figured this out before now?”

“TROLL!!!”

“Ooooohhhh. Dual browser. Whoever would have thought.

Will Opie confess to dual browsers?

Has Treebeard already ignored Opie?

Will Sheriff Taylor intervene?

Stay tuned”

“Time Trial # 2”

“Time Trial # 2”

“Dang it! Still 2 seconds!”

“somewhere, i think a bylaw of the space-time continuum may have been violated.

the universe will explode in 10
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“Time Trial # 3”

“Time Trial # 3”

“Time Trial # 4”

“Time Trial # 4”

“always wanted to know what it's like to be a ugly troll.

let me try....”

“let me try”

“Bingo! One Second!”