Move Over, Hooters Girls!

“Playboy wants you! So, come out from behind that register and and leave your drawers on the cash drawer...

Woohoo Wal Mart!”

“I have often thought the same Treebeard. There's nothing like a gal in oversized pink cotton sweatpants with a booty the size of aisle 5 and a Mickey Mouse sweatshirt with stains all down the front!

ehw, what a turn-on!”

“The Capn is on top of his game today. He may be the only one in Philly to be on top of his game, but he's on top!”

“That's because I turned the game off BEFORE half-time. My leg may be broken from jumping off the bandwagon, but at least I didn't inflict bodily/property damage on anyone last night!

It's a sad, sad thing Geo. Wanna go for a hike???”

“The editors of Playboy have obviously never been in the store in West Memphis, Arkansas.

I would puke if I opened up a magazine and saw anyone of the women workers from there naked.”

“At least bulimics might have an interest then...”

“It's a new concept, The Centerfold - Double Wide!”

“I've seen some cuties working in Wally World. Now the customers, that's another thing!”

“Ok Ralph!

Sooooo, is that the Eagles who are suckin' ?”

“Ha! What next, "Women of Trail Talk"?”

“chili, ya know that by opening that magazine you are cheating on your wife?

So says, oh, what's his name?”

“That would be cool...”

“LMAO Tom, maybe this issue will appeal to ol whatizname!”

“Ole whatizname hasn't been around a while.

I wonder if he got the axe from Matt?”

“You mean

[+] ignore this user
??”

“Maybe ol whatsizname is PO'd because Mrs. Chili didn't divorce you, Chili. And he tried so hard!”

“That's him, Aero!”

“He's got his mojo woikin'
It just ain't woikin' on YOU(chili)”

“Chili, you have been found to be a sinner by the TT judge, jury and executioner. Bailiff, whack hi peepee!”

“The only mojo that dork has working is the battery-powered thingamabob he uses for his nightly ecstacy!”

“Ooooo, ecstacy......the dude is a raver?”

“I heard that Hooters in Vegas was going to combine their restaurant with a casino/bar/whorehouse. Yeah, it’s divided though. Liquor in the front and poker in the back!”

“Liquor in the front and poker in the REAR!"”

“I thought it was "liquor downstairs - poker in the lobby!"”

“OMG please dont get Chili started again.. I have to live with him!!!!


Help me!!! Help me!!!!”

“Hooters/casino/bar/whorehouse....




This sounds mysteriously like the Boobie Bungalow.”

“OMG, there's gambling at the Boobie Bungalow?”

“They have been known to throw some dice in there....


Not that I have any direct knowledge of it....

I wonder how long the statute of limitations is on things like that....


I might need to look that up sometime.”

“OMG please dont get Chili started again.. I have to live with him!!!!


Help me!!! Help me!!!!"
MRSCHILI36


Why, MRSPUMPKIN?
You worried about the poker in the rear part? ;)”

“Maybe she just needs a break...”

“or a poke!”

“"They have been known to throw some dice in there....


Not that I have any direct knowledge of it....

I wonder how long the statute of limitations is on things like that....


I might need to look that up sometime."
pumpkin36

I know I just didn't read that.
Someone might be sleeping outside tonight and it want be ME.”

“In the cotton fields?”

“...But, is it possible for a man to have breast cancer? Not being a wiseguy or anything, but read the second paragraph about Rod Roddy:

Man?”

“Yes, it's possible, just very rare.”

“Looks like I am about to score a bag night.

Who knows, I might even be able to keep up with CMB on bag nights if I keep rolling the bones in strip clubs.”

“That's what I like about you chili, always looking at the positives. Newlywed wife throws you out for playing craps in a bordello...BAG NIGHT!!!”

“Well, dayhiker,,,I have found that being happy sure beats the alternative.”

“Just as long as the alternative isn't beating Mr. Happy...”

“Poor Mister Happy :[

Oh No!

Here comes Mister Hand >8^O”

“Rosie Palm, meet Big Jim and the Twins.”

“well I think this goes past inuendo.”

“This is more like in-u-hand-o!”

“I Think I saw something on the news the other night about that new Vegas Hooters. It said they were having trouble getting a Lick-her license. phlllllllt!!! Well what kin I say??Its the best I could come up with on short notice.”

“"2 Nephi 2:21": And the days of the children of men were prolonged, according to the will of God, that they might repent while in the flesh; wherefore, their state became a state of probation, and their time was lengthened, according to the commandments which the Lord God gave unto the children of men. For he gave commandment that all men must repent; for he showed unto all men that they were lost, because of the transgression of their parents.

Do you all here what God is saying to you all through this verse?

Life is a state of probation...please turn from your evil deeds and thoughts RIGHT NOW!”

“LMAO @ tilt.”

“hahaa”

“Whats up with the Ohio Hiker? Has he been born again?”

“i plead to ignore him.”