Out of context quotes

“Wouldn't it be fun to have a repository of "out of context" quotes or snippets of what people have contributed. They are not quite Classic TT Quotes, because (admittedly) they may have been truncated. I think in fairness, in addition to the poster's name and time info, we should include the thread # so we can see just how someone's words have been twisted.”

“I'll go first
Thread 25496

"go sit in your kayak and wait for Isabel to blow you..."
Capn Bobo
11:39:11 AM
09/15/03”

“I don’t really expect you to take my advice........"

ViOLiN
03:16:01 PM
09/12/03”

“"Yeah man, maybe I could snag a wino"
Tom Terrific
08:04:29 AM
09/15/03”

“"Wowhoooo - we's all gonna get blowed!"

Twinkle Toes
02:13:43 PM
09/15/03”

“"I could only ride one of those things for about 25 minutes!"

-lyra
earlier this year”

“"I'm just trying to figure out why smiley girl would say I'm crap in bed..........."

Geobeet
01:13:36 PM
03/21/03”

“Well du-uh. She has no way of knowing that!”

“"my monkeys have provided me with endless comfort in my times of need."


lyra
02:42:35 PM
09/16/03”

“What kind of needs I wonder????


Hummmmm!!!!!!!!


8o”

“Sex between a man
and a woman can be
absolutely wonderful -
provided you get
between the right man
and the right woman.

Woody Allen”

“He also said, 'sex between two people is a beautiful thing."

"Between five, it's fantastic."”

“What if one of the five is your sister?”

“Then we call that a variable!


8)”

“...or your adopted daughter???”

“They call that the Mississippi plan, limpy.”

“How about a cousin or 2 or 3 and yo mamma!”

“Louisiana plan, WK.”

“Not Can-tuck-iee?”

“THREAD # 24955

"not to worry that a can of phucking formula, that costed 12-14 bucks 2 years ago, now goes for 26 bucks a can."
laqtis
09:12:53 AM
09/17/03

Have I been going about it wrong all these years? I thought the formula was candlelight and red wine?”

“RE: Boxers, Briefs...or Freeballin?
"bacpac, Your, "boys enjoy coolmax boxers year-round"???
What do you do?
...Shake yer bootie at a gay beefcake joint?"

Tom Terrific
01:56:57 PM
12/17/00
ignore this user”

“I'm a practicing homosexual wanting to marry my handsome brother
Buck
05:48:56 PM
11/19/03"
Phaedrus
05:59:57 PM
11/19/03”

“"I know it's early, but I have started decorating my pole.


Artex - I CHALLANGE YOU TO FEATS OF STRENGTH!"
Buddha Bear
09:55:17 AM
11/21/03”

“"From wht I understand, your diet is very important to the healing process. My doc told me to eat as many twigs as possible when i injured my knee last year."
Buddha Bear
09:23:25 AM
11/21/03

"You better ask permission first."
bitpusher
09:31:39 AM
11/21/03”

“Was there a context problem there?

lol...”

“"a fag. My inbox is steaming hot"
bacpac”

“Geeee -- I never saw THAT comin'!
Tilt
09:34:32 PM
11/22/03”

“and I don't intend to start Now!

LOL”

“"...i can't remember the last time i was even drunk."
Lyra, thread 27485
12/5 @12:23”

“actually, a comma would help:

""...i can't remember the last time, i was even drunk."
Lyra
thread 27485”

“LMAO! screw you! ;-)”

“LMAO!!!”

“Was lyra making a pass at pedxing?”

“Threats of sexual battery, mayhap?”

“what, i love TV stars! ;-)”

“"I had a tormented, destructive, tempestuous affair with a woman"
-- pedxing
thread 27485
12/05/03”

“Honey honey call me on the telephone
I know you're movin' out to Hollywood
with your can of tasty foam
All those beat up friends of mine
got to get you in their books
And lead guitars and movie stars
get their toes beneath your hook.”

“LOL Viol man! (but who hasn't!)”

“I figured it end up here anyhow...

"Nigal, can you make it bigger so it can be at least seen?"

Wolfeyecicles
02:11:27 PM

"The picture above, I am talking about.LOL"”

“"They do it doggystyle,.. it's quite humorous."
ScorchFire
12:07:18 AM
12/07/03


hmmmmmmmmmmm”

“LOL”

“"Nigal, I strapped one on at the store and it looked pretty big! Maybe it will look smaller in the snow and the fit will be comfortable."

Wolfeyecicles
08:52:09
AM12/10/03”

“I knew that was going to make it over here!”

“An instant classic!”

“boy your a hard one..."
mistletoe leaf
01:03:27 PM
12/10/03
ignore this user”

“"I really do like gays, blacks and Liberials, hell I'm all of the above!"

bacpac
69:69:69 PM
03/10/01
ignore this user”

“Wow”

“Edit this =====D

"Since Matt deleted my first and only trip report I have decided to stop posting to this site.

Good luck everyone."
bacpac
08:43:43 PM
11/14/02”

“MMMMM Soup is good food...leaving TT

"Too beaucoup! Tooooo beaucoup!"
Buddha Bear
12:20:29 AM
10/05/01

Getting divorced....Leaving TT

:Þ
kleetn
04:39:44 PM
10/04/01

Getting Engaged...Leaving TT

"null"
Biz
03:41:01 PM
10/04/01

I've had it, leaving reality, joining TT

"I miss all ya blokes. Screw the new job, I'd rather lounge and post all day, and hike all weekend!"
Buddha Bear
10:27:11 PM
01/15/02

Too Sexy....Leaving TT

"null"
MystyPines
04:49:41 PM
10/04/01

No Innuendo.....LEAVING TT!!!

"That's it, Matt. I am demanding my membership dues back immediately.
You know where to send it."
Dunadan
12:50:06 AM
05/21/03

I've had it........ leaving TT

"No mas, nothing matters. People are ignorant here. It's not worth my time.

Have fun, and screw my detractors, in the ear, with no jelly."
Marvin Gardens
01:18:42 PM
01/14/02

I've had it........ leaving TT

"No mas, nothing matters. People are ignorant here. It's not worth my time.

Have fun, and screw my detrators, in the ear, with no jelly."
Buddha Bear
12:06:03 AM
10/11/01

You all suck! I'm leaving

"Really my mother wants me to go to boston with her to help unload my sisters crap at Boston Colege. I don't want to go, but I have to. I'll be back thursday.







Most of you don't suck"
Ice Tea
11:42:24 AM
08/28/01”

“"Since Matt deleted my first and only trip report I have decided to stop posting to this site.

Good luck everyone."
bacpac

We could only hope”