Out of context quotes

“I would ride the boss home after work and boy did I stink. - Bearmagnet
1:15:09 PM
11/15/05”

“LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, Sarge!
last edited: 11/15/05 12:31:05 PM”

“"I taught him to dry hump my sisters"

wk”

““Good luck getting thru his filter.”dayhiker
2:16:37 PM
11/15/05”

“im trying to see something dirty in that and i cant”

“It's so dirty, it's not dirty.”

“LOL
That's not what I hear! ;-)”

““i feel all sticky”
Crash Bang
4:50:33 PM
11/15/05
ignore this user”

““Pork me baby!"
NigalGizzardGobbler
6:08:31 PM
11/16/05
ignore this user”

“Boy oh boy, between Nonconformist and Gemini I'm going to have the best Christmas ever! ;)”
Sassafras
2:49:56 PM
11/17/05”

“ok that was kinda sorta dirty but just barely”

“Bet my Christmas will be better!

(And I thought we were just exchanging ornaments! )
last edited: 11/17/05 4:57:53 PM”

“My chubby little visitor was back last night.”
Wind Walker”

“Donovan speaking about TO...

“You know, you go to Pro Bowls and you see different guys that just kind of go through the motions at the Pro Bowls. He's pretty much, the same as it is right now. You know, just continue to get good work in, run routes hard, catch the ball, and get a burst up field. You don't see that much, especially with guys who make the Pro Bowl, their egos kind of get in the way. They think they are the best at what they do and then kind of take it easy out there. He's trying to get better."
—Eagles QB Donovan McNabb”

“yea that wasnt the least bit dirty”

“I enjoy warming things in my mouth.”
NS
8:02:38 PM
11/17/05”

“i have a cold body part,can you help?”

““Free meat is always good. The bigger the bundle, the better. :o)”
stanlee
3:40:46 AM
11/21/05”

“yeah shop class was dumb...i lost my thingy . fine w/me!!”
lyra
11:42:06 AM
11/21/05
last edited: 11/21/05 11:24:40 AM”

“Personally, I like to pump.
Jimmy san
11:03:05 AM
11/21/05”

“"...insulating foam should work well for cracks and holes"

Ewker
10:41:17 AM
12/01/05”

“got an inch or so in the early morn hours.

Wounded Knee
3:59:42 PM
12/01/05

... and One Inch Wang _SCORES_”

“OH MY! I really said that?

That is why my...hurts?”

“"when my sons room is messy, we will sometimes pee on his clothes.”
cyndeee
9:50:05 AM
12/06/05"


This typo was too good to ignore. ;)”

“You mean the missed apostrophe on "sons"?”

“we = he. See the Cat Trouble Thread for context.”

““I like my boys floppy as well. ”
Nigal
2:23:05 PM
12/07/05
ignore this user”

“Troublemaker! :)”

“"...get 6 - 10 inches tonight... cant wait.”
- Lumberjack”

“I've been stomped in the balls


Nigal
8:11:39 PM
12/18/05”

“Damn, I had a banner day yesterday!”

“Damn, I had a banner day yesterday!”

“Man there are just too many places to go backpacking.....

8)
its crazy mike
04:12:32 PM
04/09/02

No riff raff!!!!!

Good point!

8)
its crazy mike
04:36:08 PM
04/09/02

Thats my dream place to go backpacking for at least a month!

8)
its crazy mike
04:42:10 PM
04/09/02

I agree!!!!!Backpack as much as you can!!!!In as many places as you can!

8)
its crazy mike
04:45:09 PM
04/09/02

Now that would rock!

8)
its crazy mike
04:53:51 PM
04/09/02

I would have to say the PCT would be a great trail to do!!!

8)
its crazy mike
06:05:46 PM
04/09/02

Ya now that place is real cool.

Backpacking in Italy that would be neat!

8)
its crazy mike
06:13:13 PM
04/09/02

I will be there for a week in August!

8)
its crazy mike
07:34:38 PM
04/09/02

I think that would be cool.

No trails huh?

Cool.

That has adventure written all over it.

8)
its crazy mike
07:56:05 PM
04/09/02

I would like to go.

8)
its crazy mike
10:37:01 PM
04/09/02

Glacier National sounds great also.

8)
its crazy mike
05:38:15 AM
04/10/02

People are just getting more crazy!

8|
its crazy mike
09:35:05 PM
04/10/02


The world is getting worse insted of better!

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Crazy Mike Backpacks
11:00:53 PM
04/10/02

Oh no please don't let there be 2 of you crazys!!!!!!

8O aggggggggggggg!!!!!!"
Crazy Mike Backpacks
11:07:08 PM
04/10/02

Recycle is good!

8)"
Crazy Mike Backpacks
11:24:07 PM
04/10/02

Hhahahahah!!!!!!

8)"
Crazy Mike Backpacks
11:12:17 PM
04/10/02

Ya it does!!!!

I like that.

8)"
Crazy Mike Backpacks
11:04:56 PM
04/10/02

Tell me do you guys like it.

8)"
Crazy Mike Backpacks
10:53:23 PM
04/10/02

Now thats funny!!!!!

LMFAO!!!!!!


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Crazy Mike Backpacks
11:08:36 PM
04/10/02

LMFAO!!!!!!!


8)

So true!!!!"
Crazy Mike Backpacks
11:07:39 PM
04/10/02

That is a good question?

8|"
Crazy Mike Backpacks
11:40:20 PM
04/10/02

That would be sweet!

8)"
Crazy Mike Backpacks
06:03:10 AM
04/11/02”

““it's like Tony Randall mania around here..”

EarthNsky
1:30:54 PM
5/19/04”

“Noncon, thats not funny!! LMAO”

“I'm gonna have to play with it a little.”
bitpusher
4:16:46 PM

Is it one of those battery operated one's, bit?

StoveStomper
4:49:00 PM
12/19/05
last edited: 12/19/05 3:54:34 PM”

“It sounds more like a vacuum cleaner than a vibrator though...”

“"I can only imagine the state of Y2's butt!”

lizs
8:45:47 AM
12/20/05”

“This is where I peed a little. Haha!

Nigal
7:52:20 PM
12/19/05”

“I was gay as a kid

Pathman
12:03:01 PM
12/22/05

Sorry PM, to good to pass up...”

“When I skidded into the driveway Saliva was thumpin hard.”
Carlette
7:01:42 PM”

“Its was the fault of the turkey breast from the Honey Baked Ham Cafe”

“NO! I WANNA TALK ABOUT PEENISES!"

last edited: 12/23/05 10:03:36 PM”
Crash Bang
10:02:08 PM
12/23/05”