Out of context quotes

“You're probably right Nimble.

I can see my wife giving me the eyeroll right now.”

“feel free to ignore my comments.”
sacco
10:41:24 AM
3/15/07

Like we don't already. ;-)”

“I'd go for Roam

MsDoolittle
8:07:38 PM
3/15/07”

“tube of death


“Not many women have called it that.
It's not really that big.

StoveStomper
10:37:38 AM
3/19/07”

“Okay cool, just playing with something here.”
Wounded Knee
2:30:24 PM
3/20/07”

“I hope not in Walmart.
8D”

“LOL lumberzac”

“you must have a grudge against your bunghole.”
Roam Around
5:15:55 PM
3/20/07”

“i'm just sayin....”

“I am not sleeping in Birch”
Wounded Knee
4:40:06 PM
3/20/07
ignore this user”

“Not exactly what I said, walnut!”

“yes it is!!!!”

““Rev's too quick for me ---”
Tilt
12:39:58 PM
3/20/07
ignore this user”

“"If I'm going to eat any kind of tube steak I will take a trip to the German" - Mark O


;)”

“
“don't tempt!”

“tempt what?”

“jagged chickweed”



-- various

”

“she keeps it up and there will be a 3 way...
sacco
3:30:00 PM
3/22/07”

““does self massage help with the leg pain?”

Hog On Ice
12:20:52 PM
3/27/07”

“I have always found......er heard....that self massage helps one forgit all kinds of pain. For a little while anyway. I think it's best to get a professional therapist for those intense pains.”

“I think HOI is hoping for an answer just like that over on the Injured Reserve thread ---”

“I sort of had a hunch that line would end up over here”

“Hoi said 'hunch'.”

“hunch that line”

““My daughter did it and the baboon registered a complaint.”

Nimblefoot
5:53:18 PM
4/01/07
last edited: 4/01/07 5:00:41 PM”

“Thank God she will never read this or post here (the sensible one in the family).”

“does she have an email addy? VBG”

“Hell is green and is somewhere South of MarkO Knob”

“"I get to meet (and bathe) so many cool people." - Nigal”

“"i like kids. with garlic and butter" - crash bang”

“He had strapped it on top from fender to bumper with this NEON ORANGE strap that had wenches on it. I tried to gently tell him I didn't think I wanted to use the bright orange and I didn't think I wanted to do it fender to bumper.

So he found some 'other straps' black without the wenches and we seemed to secure it to the rack safely.


crazygurl
10:17:06 AM
4/03/07”

“Bed bath anyone? Tech?”

“Bed bath anyone? Tech?”
Nigal
3:32:53 PM

No thanks dude. I still feel uncomfortable from last wknds hike with ya.”

“Fender to bumper.....with wenches??

Forget the wenches, what's with fender to bumper?
last edited: 4/03/07 5:14:34 PM”

“ Father blows best.”
Nigal
9:58:00 PM
4/03/07”

“Just be gentle, Nigal.”

“..now the Moslems are the greatest people in the world to me.”
XL400236
10:21:31 AM
4/05/07”

“I'm pullin for ya Bob!”
garfum
10:36:25 AM
4/05/07”

“ I am here because a condomn failed!

Pamela”

“I'm here cause one wasn't used.......”

“I am here because my parents were Catholic.”

“Every sperm is sacred....”

“every sperm is grand....”

“If a sperm is wasted”

“God gets quite irate”

“and says "the human race is just blowing it".”

“boy, you take one story out of the bible, totally misunderstand why God is upset, and think that birth control is evil. silly stuff.

and it's true, the condomn broke on my parent's wedding night and i am the result of that. my mother never let me forget that i am their accident.

I don't buy that story anymore. God plans each and everyone of us. I am a SUPRISE! I am an Especially Wonderful Surprise! Maybe someday my mom will realize that, but it doesn't matter if she ever does; I do. Two of my children are suprises, I call them my sweet surprises. I told them that sometimes, despite our best efforts, God does our family planning for us, He has a better plan. We just have to figure out what that plan is. They are the best surprises I've ever had!”

“condoms, on their wedding night? thats just wrong. no man should ever have to wear a wetsuit after he says i do”

“...anyone know the first half of the old joke that ends with the Pope in heaven coming out crying...."IT SAID LIFE SHOULD BE TO CELEBRATE!"”

“Pamela, you are exactly right.......I'm surprised every day.........that I can find my pants in the morning............”

“no kids for me, thanks!!!”

““frankly i wouldn't mind being felt up, LOL!”
Pamela
3:29:05 PM
4/10/07”