Out of context quotes

“"...the worst case of chiggers I ever had was from bush..."

Hog On Ice”

“LOL - splitting words now are we”

“Had to, it made the quote!”

“there are no rules to the out of context quotes, except that it must be funny, and you cant put words in a persons mouth”

“wash yer mouf out wid soap.....


biodegradable, if ya got it!”

““HAHA! That is sooo gross...love it!”
lyra
9:33:35 AM
5/02/07”

“"i have seen your head LQ and it IS big!"

mapleleaf”

“(I"m talking about the ones with the white tails).”
Sassafras
7:54:40 AM
5/03/07”

““I can almost taste it!”
Dub
7:07:03 PM
5/02/07”

“I have never squirmed so much in my seat

LucyJones
12:23:36 PM
5/03/07


welcome to TT LJ”

““I'll get with Jeremy and see what falls out.”

dayhiker
2:02:06 PM
5/03/07

Please believe me when I say I really tried to let this one go but, forgive me, I am but a weak man.”

“It had to be done.”

“I gotta get a kiss with the reach around from now on

laqtis
1:50:28 PM
5/03/07”

“oh crap. Just found this... what can I say? LOL!”

“even i'd bite that”
Pamela
4:56:56 PM
5/04/07”

“"Your yard smells like a bad strip club for a while but it works awesome."
Nigal”

“If you eat them slow enough, you can have them for breakfast the next morning.

Creek Dancer
1:59:59 PM
5/08/07”

“The best one is on the Kayak thread. See if you can find it...”

“would that be the one about smokygirl doing the French Broad from time to time?”

“You win first prize. It's just so her, isn't it?”

“I like rabbit poo.”
sassafras
1:00:52 PM
5/08/07

hmmm, does Birch know about this?”

“I know my $hit.

Creek Dancer
4:09:28 PM
5/08/07

dang CD you are on a roll today!”

“LOL @ HOI. Hey, you going to Trail Daze?”

“nope - too crowded for me”

““no offence taken Hyway. It's hard to keep up sometimes..”

Nurse Goodbody
11:28:21 AM
5/09/07”

“dang, I don't know whether to be sad that it looks like I can't keep it up or happy that it looks like I scored with Nurse Goodbody.”

“Sounds like a limp score at best:)”

“you seem familiar with the condition”

“I read a lot.”

“I imagine you would have plenty of time afterwards for reading ;)”

“I like it fast!
Ruby
10:06:11 AM
5/09/07”

“Yup, and I've got the perfect thing to prop the book with, lol.”

“a case of blue pills?”

“I just buy it for the articles.”

“Yeah, you need head.

techntrek
10:47:10 AM
5/09/07”

“I didn't know the color, why do you?”

“saw it on a commercial one night while looking at the TV over the back of my wifes head”

“knew that one would make this thread...”

“Probly her blue hair.”

“the froazen carrots help. i wonder if they will be any good for dinner/”
Pamela”

“HOI - you're getting slow.

I like it fast!”
Ruby
11:06:11 AM
5/09/07”

“Crap, Roam beat me to it.”

“Roam beat me

dayhiker
6:39:29 PM
5/10/07

100 lashes with a wet noodle I bet”

“not the wet noodle....”

“I can feel it coming

honeybunches
11:07:28 PM
5/10/07”

“"I can still get ... some old lady from Germany who wears the Bavarian outfit for 50 cents."
- Buddha Bear


"Hmmmmmmm, Bavarian muffins! That stuff is pricey because it isn't cheap crap."
- mARKo
last edited: 5/11/07 6:31:06 AM”

“LOL....I have been working some long hours on a big case....but this one bounced out in the office this morning.

One of the rather stunning secretaries in the office is having a chat with some other girls...I walk in as she says,"Well I am depressed there doesn't seem to be anywhere I can find to get a good facial."


I coughed, gagged and left without getting a cup of coffee....held the laugh in until I got outside...and was joined by two other people we laughed our A$$e$ off...”

“Why don't you just say asses? We're all grownup here.”