Out of context quotes

“I'm wide open on dates.

pixaxe killer
12:17:16 PM
10/13/04

ROFL! I knew a girl like that once. mooohoooohaaahaaaa! ;-)”

“"I play with old farts”
SacOSeveredHeads
10:30:21 AM
10/14/04
ignore this user”

“cheater. you made that up”

“No i didnt. see the date and time?”

““I need gender identification training.”
DeodorantLess
10:57:37 AM
10/14/04
ignore this user”

“cool..what are we smoking?"

mapleleaf
1:07:57 PM
10/11/04
ignore this user”

“got to say though, really care for stripclubs or hooters.”
Gemini
1:57:22 PM”

“Maple, it's "out of context quotes" not misquotes.”

“oh then find the thread and I will put it there!”

““oh find it and I will put it there!”
Morticia Morgue
2:38:30 PM
10/14/04
ignore this user”

“hey Mr smartypants, I followed the rules


A few rules however
“Wouldn't it be fun to have a repository of "out of context" quotes or snippets of what people have contributed. They are not quite Classic TT Quotes, because (admittedly) they may have been truncated. I think in fairness, in addition to the poster's name and time info, we should include the thread # so we can see just how someone's words have been twisted.”
Limpy
12:00:56 PM
9/15/03”

“"i like donkeys... maybe a little too much, but hey, i just can't help myself."
Spirit Coyote
2:47:05 PM
6/17/04
ignore this user”

“what the heck... you removed my "don't"
maple, maple, wait until I come up to NY and kick your ass”

“promise?

:D~”

“hey. it's early.”

“Tekdude, what a nice blog you have.


Idaho Bob
4:07:46 PM
10/14/04”

“You did say you needed wood, scorch.”

“lol true that”

“I cant see.
I kinda sucks.

Knee Gravy
1:20:57 PM
10/15/04”

“““I'm wide open on dates.”
pixaxe killer
12:17:16 PM
10/13/04
ignore this user

Q:How does pixie know the dates over?
A:The dome light comes on.

;)”

“how long do you think we can keep it up?”
bearmagnet
2:39:08 PM
10/15/04
ignore this user”

“exactly. apparently he's got a really long tongue”
Scorchness Monster
9:09:48 AM
10/18/04”

“"and sure enough he had the doe in the bed"

birch
9:13:28 AM
10/18/04”

“I think most of TT-land was out triping somewhere.”
Ruby
9:51:08 PM
10/17/04
ignore this user”

“embear - "I jumped in Bison's car so we could all have a place to sleep. Uh, well, sleep we didnt."”

“Dub...Your chowder was wonderful......yummmmmm”

divinity
5:02:59 PM
10/18/04”

“Damnit! You beat me.”

“Gotta be quicker!”

“One of these days I will beat you.”

“hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaa”

“lol...”

“omg...you guys are sooo bad....”

“it cranked on the first try!

divinity
5:04:15 PM
10/18/04”

“hey meat is meat. I'll get it anywhere I can get it :) Yum.”
Spirit Coyote
12:41:40 PM
10/19/04”

“lmao...”

““Damnit! Beat me.”
Knee Gravy
5:05:41 PM
10/18/04
ignore this user”

“Actually, you took the "you" out of it. But that is ok”

“Oops, you noticed. Well, it was worth a try!”

“How about this one...

"I'm thinking to a certain degree”
SecretDisorder
4:29:27 PM
10/19/04”

“I would have to find that one. You didn't give me a clue though.”

“sorry, I think it was the Grammar lesson thread”

“all three of my kids are on welfare. I spend my VP salary on crack, whores and gambling. Thanks for your support.”
VioliN
12:37:12 PM
10/21/04”

“"The smell of Lyra is strong enough to be transmitted through the net. LOL!”
bearmagnet
12:59:02 PM


now that's just mean.”

“hardy-har! showers are for the weak.”

““hardy-har! I take golden showers every week.”
lyra
12:07:08 PM”

“"I expect I will play with it over the winter while my leg comes around and be prepared to put it to good use in the spring."
- Ghoulbeet”

“"...your stik will be traveling this week. It will accompany me to Mt Rogers for the season opener. If you want it...come and get it. (I'm such a tease)."
- stikmon

"Are you really taking it with you? I love the stick, I miss the stick..."
-dayhiker”