Out of context quotes

“a nice ass is enjoyable�
hyway
11:07:12 AM
2/26/09
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I will refrain from posting this on the OOCQ Sarge Rules thread as that could really degenerate in a hurry...

'32oz”

“I remember asking for an ass slamming. I've been that drunk�
hyway
10:30:32 AM
2/26/09”

“hey, thats cheating. You left out a few words”

“yeah that should have been on the Sarge Rules thread...

'32oz”

“sarge is dead.....”

“Oooh, does that hurt?”

“it just means this thread is pointless if you don't take the truncated quote as written”

“Oh my, a pointless thread on TT, lol.”

“some threads are sacred :)”

“LO>...not on this thread...but at work I heard a classic.

One of the secretaries was disussing a new car color. She said, "Its redder than my face when I have been bent over."

She looked at me and I said,"Thats my cue to leave."”

“I love they way it feel. so soft and HUGE
The Dutchess of Road Kill
6:29:06 AM
3/06/09
last edited: 3/06/09 4:59:46 AM”

“Bump...

:)”

“you really liked that one, I see.....”

“LMPO your bad!!!”

“LMPO???
Laugh My P**** Off???”

“no
laugh my poofy off


something about me NOT poofing”

“I wondered...cause I don't think you have a p****!!!”

“I don't have a pu##@?”

“oh...that is good to know!!..lol....”

“wait... umm I do to have one cause I'm a girl.

wait what are we talking about?”

“what *are* you talking about? � (LMAO)”

“This one idiot seems to think he needs to be on top. Dumb ass.�


Sassafras
1:39:37 PM
3/08/09”

“I should have known. =D”

“"I didn't mind paying extra for that, even after the last screw job I decided to pay the extra because I was a heavy user like nigal. ”

hyway
11:57:56 AM
3/09/09

I don't know what it is but something just sounds dirty here.”

“So my dentist was able to squeeze me...

She got me stoned and drilled away and everyone within 10 feet could smell an infection brewing.

At least the worse part is behind me now.

Thanks for the suggestions everyone! I actually do yoga regularly, but what I really need is a good roll in the hay.

whoaaaaaa..these painkillers are really working now!!!!!!


Creek Dancer
2:08:44 PM
3/10/09
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NOTE TO SELF... Never ever ever post on TT after going to the dentist for root canal....

'32oz
last edited: 3/10/09 11:01:02 AM”

“oh geez....LMAO!”

“LMAO!!!”

“i just hope it's not each others”

“my friend recently said "Yeah, most guys I know would totally bend over for sex"”

“poor naked girls all greasy now...�

The Dutchess of Road Kill
9:59:20 AM
3/11/09”

“WTH?”

“(I have an image of doing it with a pig).�
Gremlin
12:45:22 PM
3/11/09”

“I'm just say'n...you should watch FOX news more often

stratd00d
6:39:40 PM
3/25/09”

“We show, but don't share.”
gojo
12:09:37 AM
3/28/09”

“I tried on my new harness today

stomper
7:11:05 PM
3/28/09”

“ Already did the men's room and WOW!”

Tango
12:18:42 AM
3/29/09”

“He bugs me so much I would do it with an ice cream scoop.�
nemster
11:26:39 AM
3/30/09”

“Good one.......didnt see that coming.”

“�Good one.......didnt see that coming.�

nemster
12:21:33 PM
3/30/09”

“somehow I just knew I would end up here with that thread.”

“"I could do a stranger."

The Dutchess of Road Kill”

“damn! beat me to it.”

““XL is on my menu!”
The Dutchess of Road Kill”

“it just makes my yard smell like piss.”
pepsisformosa
10:50:56 AM
4/01/09”