Out of context quotes

“Hee-hee!
I had to do it, Divinity.........couldn't help myself.

On the other hand, speaking of choking chickens and up pops...........Nimblefoot.”

“that has to be just a coincidence.”

“Indubitably”

“A little behind is OK.

Stovie
12:24:50 PM
7/01/09”

“wildbill. I need to stick to your backside for another ride soon.”

hyway
7:44:26 AM
7/02/09
ignore this user”

“�I want a pair damn it!!

Nigal
5:48:49 AM
7/02/09”

“Dates: 7/17 - 7/19/09
Trip Organizer: stomper
Location: Land Between the Lakes

get together, get wet and play”

“She developed quite a taste for vagina


Stovie
10:04:19 AM
7/07/09”

“I prefer gentlemans of the evening thank you.�
lumberzac
7:12:40 AM
7/07/09”

“"I don't have any trouble getting wood ..."
Nigal
3:20:15 AM
7/15/09

There IS something here”

“He was greasing up the baler. Now, I love haying, in many ways it's great therapy for me.

Gremlin
9:00:52 AM
7/16/09”

“My weiner is so big It won't even fit inside the house.�
mildbill
7:56:11 PM
7/18/09”

“He was thinking of you.”

“lol...hahahaaaaaaaa”

“as if...”

“Lol hahahaha”

“I haven't had a moisture problem.

roseymonster
3:05:15 PM
7/28/09”

“I cruised a nearby campground while doing a job .... Easy, eh?�

gojo
8:40:08 AM
7/27/09”

“I wish mine lasted that long!!!LOL!�
Spam
9:11:02 PM
7/30/09”

“Nothing out of context with that comment.”

“�Cancer is funny.�
roseymonster
7:36:08 AM
8/03/09”

“Hi Sarge!

Just so every knows the context re the Sgt. Peppers thread:

Whata we need two more rounds and that situation is resolved?�
theXL400
11:31:57 AM
8/03/09
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�Murder is funny.�
roseymonster
1:21:53 PM
8/03/09
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�Well if burning children is funny to your side (i.e. tilt) I am guessing shooting people who were actually did stuff is pretty hilarious

There was the report from Paul when Linda died. He called the kids and said,"Kids got bad news and good news. The bad news is your mum is dead. The good news is we are having hamburgers tonight."
last edited: 8/03/09 1:22:11 PM�
theXL400
1:24:52 PM
8/03/09
ignore this user


�Cancer is funny.�”

“Oh, so what you are saying it was "out of context"?

Duh!

What a baby.”

“Yeah, but that wasn't your intent. Your intent was to be an a-hole, which you are very good at, btw.”

“Sarge is a fake.”

“Hey rosemonster. Look at the title of this thread. The whole intent is to post ... wait for it ... OUT OF CONTEXT QUOTES.

LMAO! Again, what a baby.”

“Maybe I am, but you put the d in dickhead, and that's a completely in-context quote.
last edited: 8/03/09 8:00:47 AM”

“Geez, who peed in rosey's Capri Sun this morning?”

“Maybe it's just her time of month?”

“Maybe, but I thought that only lasted a few days? After several years wouldn't you think something is wrong?”

“Oh I forgot, you guys are the models for understanding and relaxed behavior. Not!”

“Being a model for understanding and relaxed behavior makes me confused and tense.”

“maybe we should have a "putting the out of context quotes back into context" thread for those who want to play with the kid gloves on

anyways, doesnt this kind of stuff usually get put in the "classic tt quotes" thread, and usually by stfustomper?”

“Rosey sounds butthurt.”

“Too much weed makes you stupid, rosey.

Stovie
7:57:14 AM
8/04/09

---------------------------------------------

I take it.

roseymonster
8:00:24 AM
8/04/09”

“LOL”

“great. one of the few mostly untarnished great threads is now ruined by you buttholes”

“Quit being a butthole, cb.”

“great great buttholes

crash bang
8:09:57 AM
8/04/09”

“When everything you touch turns to $#!+, it's called "The Sadim Touch".”

“T*lt is a fraud.”

“Looks like this new and improved, kinder, gentler Sarge is starting to melt a tad. I look for a full blown melt down by Friday.”

“Its true. You have to be insane to post on TT. Does anyone really expect a different result from their actions this time around. The ignore feature only works when its used.”

“I like to think of it as training for dealing with the real world.

I rarely get upset when confronting someone in person, because I can tell myself "this person isn't nearly as much of an ass h*le as some of the people on TT and I deal with them every day"”

“that's ignorant of you”

“See what I mean?”

“you call people ass holes and you expect them not to think you're ignorant for it?”

“Excellent point chili. This is sort of like that referree commercial from a few years back.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eF3t0bG3kRM”

“HPD, I didn't call you an assh*le, you just assumed you were the assh*le to which I referred.

Self analysis is sometimes revealing.”