You Are What You Sleep (Like)

“...without getting too risque!

How do you sleep?

Sleep”

“well, half the time i sleep in the fetal position, and the other half i sleep in the "freefall" position. so that would make me shy and sensitive, as well as brash and gregarious. i'd say that's about right!”

“Which position does that bikini-clad gorilla sleep in?”

“I sleep in the log position...”

“What if I wake up in the front yeard with my fingers dug into the turf?”

“that means you are a hopeless alcoholic...”

“I don't know but I am pretty sure that NO ONE CARES HOW OR WHETHER I SLEEP!!!!!!!

So there .....


(I took a couple of excedrine last night not knowing that they have caffeine in them)”

“LMAO @ Tilt!! and Lyndy, didn't you hear Treebeard...he was just asking about your sleeping habits. heeeehehehehe!! but for real, Excedrin is evil. especially for you cute little non-coffee-drinking woman!”

“I used to sleep in any dam position I chose.



Now I sleep in the karate position with mrschili.


.....meaning I sleep in the position necessary to fight for my 1/35th of the bed.”

“This is specifically to keep you from snoring, MR.Chili.”

“Heck, LyndyS, we ALL want to know!


(but what the hell is a yeard? LOL)

I think the thing about gripping the turf comes from an Irish saying.... something about holding onto the planet so you won't be inadvertently slung off into space while you're passed out.”

“What did I say?


Don't all guys snore? Seems that is one of the top five complaints. That and select deafness, assumed superior driving skills, believing in magic house cleaning fairies who turn clothes right side out, and the favorite one, expecting to own the remote.”

“Dang, Lyndy! Men Bashing 101 just let out for lunch?”

“Yeah I get to teach a fun class!”

“What time are you due back for Advanced Women's Social Skills? :) j/k”

“:(

I have to take remedial Women's Social Skills first.”

“lol”

“Hmmmm,,,,I don't find the argument that I will snore less on 1/35 of the bed than I do on half of it to be compelling.”

“i guess I sleep in the star position and I have days where I sleep in the freefall position.

What's brash and gregarious??? bad or good?”

“Brash - Rash, acts without thinking too much about something

gregarious - Socially outgoing, easy (lol)”

“I spoon with the dog.”

“huh?”

“That is how I sleep. On my side with my left arm over the dog. The dog has her left paw over my wife who also sleeps on her side. We are like 3 sardines in a can.”

“I don't know how I sleep becuase I am not awake to check!


8p”

“Oh, the mental picture that just conjured up.

I am scarred for life.”

“'Nuff Said.”

“Dam WK what the hell???????


8o”

“Maybe he's looking for the bacon ring?”

“All he has too do is..........




8p”

“Damn, great shot! A s s sniffin the dawg! The dog is going the other direction. I still have not heard that one, the bacon ring one that is.”

“Don't ask any questions about the bacon ring, WK,,,,trust me on this one.”

“I will talk with Mike later on this one.”

“Oh boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


8)”

“WK, when I read your post before about the dog, I cracked up because I immediately thought of that picture. He even has his left arm over the dog. You couldn't have set up that picture better!”

“I have a picture (my wife took it) of me snugglin with the pooch. She got up earlier than me and snuck out to let me sleep. She walked by the bedroom a short time later and saw me. She quietly krept into the kitchen to fetch the camera and got a few off before the dog's head popped up.

I turned the role in without the knowledge of what was on it. Picked it up an hour later and to my surprise saw the pictures.

She had talked about using one of them as a Christmas card, which I thought was a cool idea. Never happened.”

“I am a freefalling log.






The aforementioned has nothing to do with how I sleep.”