Rock hard!

“Sounds personal, Bit!”

“Should we change it's name to Daddy Long Shaft”

“<sigh>

Try to inject a little levity into everyone's day and see what you get...lol...”

“funny title”

“P. Diddy Longlegs”

“bit, please excuse tree. it is just left over drugs from last night”

“Hey, is that a fly in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”

“Hey, with that title, it could have been about a concert too, ya know...”

“Hey, honey. Let me boost myself up on my ninth leg!”

“Brings new meaning to the term "getting your rocks off."”

“Es-cuse me whaile Ah whip dis out!”

“I see what you mean, Mapleleaf...

Good thing he doesn't have to drive to work, lol!”

“Now, wheere am I going to find a jock with openings for eight legs?”

“Ya know, this article is a good argument for cremation.

What if it were your fossilized genitalia being examined and handled by some scientist in the future?

Of course, if she was cute, maybe that would be okay...”

“Wow. What a great thing to have on the resume.”

“There's a monster in my pants,
And it does a little dance,
when it comes into the room,
people hit it with a broom.

Oh no Monster!”

“you all now see why I am the way I am. I have to leave with him.

Hi artex :)”

“The #&%!$ of the ancient harvestmen insects, commonly known as a daddy-long-legs, was two-thirds the length of the body


holy cow, thats a big DADDY......”

“LMAO!! Treebeard, you are in rare form, dude.”

“Where are you taking him, Mapleleaf?”

“Bit, who?

treebeard or the spider?

LOL”

“This was interesting as well....

"The previous oldest #&%!$, which dated back 100 million years and was found in Brazil, belonged an ostracod, an early crustacean related to crabs, shrimps and water fleas."

That explains a lot!”

“Hey where'd my #&%!$ go?”

“ewwwwww aero”

“(The morning after, one Daddy LL talkin' trash with his pal.)

"So how was it?"

"Maaaan she was tighter than a bug's ass!"”

“oh god.”

“'Hung like a daddy-long-legs' just doesn't have the right ring.”

“In related news, Museum Buys 500 Year Old Dick Head

”

“ha! and the inscription says, "Every man looks at me as if I were a dickhead"? now that's what i call art.”

“Just proves that true art is timeless...”

“no it means art is blind”

“Reminiscent of the frame around the album cover to Frank Zappa's 'Overnight Sensation'...”

“Or, from "The Life Of Brian".......Biggus Diccus”

“was he the guy with the lisp?”

“yeth!”

“Or.......Bigguth Diccuth?”

“Dwon the drain this thread has gone!!!!


8)”

“nATIONAL gEOGRAPHIC HAS A WHOLE SPREAD ON INSECT GENITALIA. i REMEMBER WHEN THEY USED TO SHOW BARE BREASTED WOMEN.”

“I guess that subject gets you excited, huh flyguy?”

“gEEZ, THIS THREAD HAS FOLKS LITHPING, POSTING PORNO ART, SHUBBERIES SHOWING WOOD!
i CHIME IN AT LIKE THE 45TH POST AND SOMEONE THINGS i'M GETTING MY JOLLIES FROM THE nAT'L gEOGRAPHIC???
i'M OFFENDED!!!”

“I thought the previous oldest #&%!$ was Strom Thurmond for Sure!

(I'm just thankful there aren't any photos of pirates on this thread)”

“I'm thinkin', somebody had to be lookin' mighty hard to find a spider's wanker in a bunch of rocks. I can picture it now..."Dude, I think I'm gonna go out today and look for a fossilzed spider dork."

Bit, where DO you come up with this sh_it???”

“yOUR cAPS lOCK kEY iS oN lIMPY.”

“TT porno???What next?


8)”

“Where else but CNN? They're always talking about sex on that site.”

“the old expression...

"go suck spider sperm"”