Married People Who Think They're Dating

“Okay -- here's Your Very Own Thread, <GRIN>

Have at it.”

“What a sweet thing to do!”

“Aw shucks.... 'Twarn't nothin'.”

“Can you make one for people who are dating but yet feel married?

Cuz I've been there before.

'Hold on,,, Guys, let me go ask her',,,,'Ya,,, she said no phuking way'”

“And don't forget the folks who aren't married yet but they're already in therapy....”

“And there are those of us who are dated and yet, married.”

“Or how 'bout those who dated, married and are in therapy?”

“How about just "rode hard an' put up wet"?”

“these dudes should be candidates for Beatin' uh Da Week! I need a coupla New Yorkers to drop off the nomination OR to carry it out. I'll get in touch with my brother-in-law. Not the Marine, the Teamster. LMAO”

“Things could be worse, honey. You only *think* its bad now. You could be married to me. Talk about a rough life.”

“Gee, I hadn't thought of THAT, LOL”

“And make nice. If anything happens to this feller I'll have to find a replacement. You make nice and I'll put it in writing to take you off the list of potential candidates. Otherwise...... You, Buddha and IceTea all move to the top of the list. Not a good place to be, honey. Wreck the HMWHC forever, it would. ;-D”

“I'm a Teamster.......hee-yah mule!”

“Tom is scaring me.”

“Ever heard of "mule-skinnin"?


That is what teamsters did when they drove mule teams........with a whip!”

“Yes I know.
I don't think I'd enjoy that.”

“Maple, put that whip away, you are scaring the children. The guys too, but that is okay.”

“jaysus murphey.”

“How about
"Nice guys who finish last when dating, who never where married, but feel like they got run over by a mack truck after it ended?"

OK, I'm little bitter... haha”

“Huh? Are you saying you were a nice guy who was in a significant relationship with someone that you were not dating, but were never married, but were run over by a mack truck? I really miss caffeine today.”

“snafu, I was never real keen on the competitive nature of the dating thing.

Some phones just don't ring as much as others.

That's what hobbies are for......reading, playing an instrument, Legos, popsicle stick engineering projects, etc”

“If marriage were outlawed, only outlaws would have in-laws.

--Unknown”

“sleep on the couch alot do ya tom?”

“That was pretty sad, Tom. Don't you really think that is what river rafting, rock climbing and adventure racing is for? I mean you might as well have your adrenaline keep you company.”

“Help! HELP!!!


The caffeine is calling to me!


MUST ... NOT .. GGRIND .... oh darn”

“Dang, Lyndy! <G>


Hey, Snafu, we gave the ball-and chain-types their own thread to get them off ours...”

“Take your show over to the Dating Sucks thread. They kicked me and the marrieds off. Tilt... ahem.. you may have created this thread, but your job is finished here. Move along now, Sonny.”

“"sleep on the couch alot do ya tom?"
mapleleaf
10:31:28 AM

Lady, I haven't been in the dating scene since 1980.
How the *&%$@#!*%&$#@! do I know what people do? =:]

Lyndy, playing guitar works the adrenaline rather nicely.
I have enough things to do and get to the mountains almost every month and twice in certain months.”

“WHO ARE YOU YELLING AT?

YOU THINK IM YOUR WIFE?”

“Hoo hoo ha ha ha :O

WHO THE $^#$^*&#%&*@%#$'s YELLIN'?”

“butt head!!”

“An Brer Fox, he lay low...”

“How'd we get into this situation?

Aw, mapleleaf, what went wrong?

Is this curtains for US?”

“naww i still love ya, even if I still think your a Butt head.

(see just like a real married couple)”

“Aw, honey >:]

That's nice!

Is that why you're always buttin' heads with me........'cause I'm a butthead?”

“@*%^*#%@%*#%^, my coffee is almost gone :O”

“Hey I`m very happily married.... 17 yrs this November.It sure beats the dating game... I come home from work to a beautiful woman not a bachelor pad with diry socks and empty chip bags crumpled on the floor.Every night I crawl into bed beside my wife, not cookie crumbs ,sports illustrated,more dirty socks and a ragged copy of back packer magazine.When I go camping I always have a partner who knows my limitations and knows what to expect.My sleeping bag always has company waitng when I crawl into it.(big smile)There`s little arguing over where to go because we both like the same thing and the same places.She`s my permament best friend,I find her exciting and I relish her company as much to day as when we first met!!!Do we act like we`re dating...You bet! and why not being married doesn`t mean being dead just the oppisite.It`s Awsome and I wouldn`t trade it in for any thing except may be a new North Face Expedition or a Nova Craft 17 ft. Kevlar canoe... hmmmmmmmmm.... just kidding not a chance!! I gotta a good thing and I know it. Paddles”

“she can't help herself Tom, you're just irresistable.”

“Aw, shucks :]”

“That is soooooooo nice. I hope my hubby feels the same way. You made my day. Thank you for sharing.”

“LOVE IS,

never having to say your sorry!

LOVE IS,

being lucky to have married your best frined!

LOVE IS,

having him hold my head while I am throwing up then wiping my face and giving me a kiss and putting me to bed with another kiss.

LOVE IS,

Looking at him and he is looking at you and you ask him what is wrong and he sayings nothing, he just wanted to look at you and smile!

LOVE IS,

not getting peeved off when your phone bill comes in and its $500.00. Right after your mother passed away. and saying it's ok nad then giving you a big kiss.

LOVE IS,

going to sleep with his face and its the last thing you see and the first thing you see when you wake up.


Yes I do Know What Loves Means. I only hope that some of you know the love that i feel for my husband."


maple leaf
01:36:17 PM
10/04/02”

“Tom Terrific...do you know why the teamsters mascot is a horse?...It's the only animal that can sleep standing up! *grins*”

“Thanx, hun. Except the only difference between me and Paddles is I also come home to a lovely wife...



...complete with the dirty sox, juice cartons, this, that and all sort of other garbage! Dang kids!

j/k :)”

“"Tom Terrific...do you know why the teamsters mascot is a horse?...It's the only animal that can sleep standing up! *grins*"
OPIE
11:31:55 AM

That's good !!!

I wonder if my old man ever heard that one.
Daddy was a Teamster from '46-'84”

“"...complete with the dirty sox, juice cartons, this, that and all sort of other garbage! Dang kids!"

Hey, that sounds like my house!”

“I see it every day in my wifes eyes.There the most awesome blue you`ll ever see,the kinda of eyes you could get lost in.I look in those eyes sometimes and there is so much love coming out at me it actually hurts inside.Her most frequent saying when iI tell her I love her is "I love you more" and I know it`s true I`ve never met anyone quite like her.She is a geniuine gift from God and I know it. Paddles”

“Cue the syruppy music, please.
Hey, all of you singles, I'm sorry I posted on your precious whining and moaning thread. I didn't know you would be so sensitive. Sorry. Maybe that's why you're still single.”

“What about burros?

zebras?

giraffes?

traffic cones?”