Married People Who Think They're Dating

“Ha Ha!

I kid my wife with that kind of talk all the time.

wife: put your shoes away!
WK: that's your job, get movin!”

“Boys your leaving the best part out :-P
Home cooked meal, a cold beer and **”

“...an order to take out the garbage?”

“LOL bit!”

“My wife doesn't order me to take out the garbage, but generally, if I want to throw something away, I have to empty the can first. Fortunately, my son is almost big enough to be told to do this.”

“I think sarbar was talking about going out with the boys after dinner with no worries about who was going to clean the dishes.

Sarbar, will you marry me?”

“I am the MOST backward feminist in America.
For Synchro I:
Cook
Clean
Laundry
Mop
Garbage
Scrub the toilets
Painted an entire house
Moved his Krap twice for him
Take care of "precious" (his overweight all white cat)
Mow and weedeat 2 lawns
Do all the gardening

And I have a hot meal for him every night, plus I give him backrubs and footrubs.

I do everything for him, so all the he has to do is go earn a living...and I get to stay at home :-D Hehheh!! Being a feminist sucks if you have to go work 60 hours a week!!”

“Do you ever get headaches?”

“And I encourage him to go out in the evening to the range and shoot for a couple hours with his guy friends.
Relieves his stress ;-)

I am sooo bad I also make sure the freezer and frig are stocked, and he has clean clothes before I go on every backpacking trip. Heck, I usually leave him homemade cookies and a pizza...”

“hahaha, maple got laid... ;)"
Gemini
02:02:14 PM

twice *wink*”

“In fact he says I molest him :-P”

“you got a sister?”

“Just a creepy brother who still lives with my mom at the age of 33...eek! I'd NEVER introduce him to ANY of my lady friends. Synchro is obbsessed that my brother is super creepy...and I have to agree with him..lol!!”

“well, crap.

Nope, not interested in the creepystillliveingathome brother.”

“Yeah, I keep moving farther and farther away from them...heheh!!”

“funny I do the same thing to my white trash sister. lol”

“Is she cute?”

“not really, well the last time I saw her she wasn't.

lol

thats been about three years or so.”

“Marrige rocks! :)
I feel sorry for all those shmoes who are still dateing :)


Ah bliss....

BTW, I went on a date with my hubby last night after work....Killed my diet for hte day but it was fun none-the-less :)
last edited: 3/02/07 7:58:32 AM”

“Just so long as you 'bliss' people stay off the Dating Sucks thread... LOL

That's exactly what this thread is for --- Thanks!”

“Spirit...I hear you...if he has a gun at your head making you type this I want you to type

Albany is the Capital of New York...(LOL)....”

“I want a date! Or at least some hot sex.”

“Like this

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?ei=UTF-8&p=stove+sex&b=0&oid=660085910da53118&rurl=video.google.com&vdone=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.yahoo.com%2Fvideo%2Fsearch%3Fei%3DUTF-8%26p%3Dstove%2Bsex”

“LMAO! Not like that.”

“LMFAO!!! That video is HOT! ;)”

“It's not that Muskrat Love thing again is it?”

“Nope and it's okay to watch from work.”

“That didn't happen when Bill Murray tried that in "Stripes".”

“The Aunt Jemima Treatment? With the spatula?”

“LOL...the best ever was the friend of mine in college who finally gets this girl he had been pursuing to "take him home". She had pulled something in her shoulder that day so he gets the "bengay" and starts rubbing her back and shoulders.....She reaches back and unhooks her bra and pulls it off.....he is working on her lower back...She shimmys out of her unides and he is massaging her legs.....then moves up...somewhere in there they starting kissing....and he ran a finger...(you get the picture)..Yeah he got to sleep in the other room that night (LOL)”

“marrige and dating rocks! :)”

“I agree. I enjoy dating my wife.”

“whatever”

“i've often thought that the best girlfriend a mature, single guy could have would be an attractive and bored married woman!
last edited: 4/13/07 4:42:52 PM”

“anyone that knows tree and mysslef know we kinda like each other.....”

“hahahaha, maple that is soooo true!!! so it's kinda like dating yourself then huh?”

“People come up to mike and I all the time and ask us if we jsut started dateing LOL

I guess the makin' out in public thing throws them off lol.”

“Geez Spirit, keep your tongue outta his ear in publick.”

“speaking of dating, mike jsut asked if I wanna go out tonight. Yup...so, see ya all laters-------”

“That's the second time you said "jsut".

Just what does that mean?”

“Just got back from a date ourselves. Nice new Mexican restaurant. Birch: whole red snapper, me, shrimp in pumpkin seed sauce. It was delish!”

“Birch got the red snapper and Sass got the shrimp.

There is a joke in there somewhere.”

“somewhere.”

“dang how did I miss that one for the out of context quotes thread”

“getting slow in your old age! :D”

“How many of you dudes have a wife that can outhike you and equal you in bag nights a year. We are rare...and our wives rock!!!”

“i would be very careful in my application of the term "bag nights" as it applied to my spouse.”

“(why does that remind me of James Brown?)”

“Jimmy...you got a two baggah?


lol”

“My wife Typically get 2-3 bags nights a year. Car Camping....trail miles 0”