Married People Who Think They're Dating

“See,Opie, I look at it as how many of us chicks have men who want to spend all their time with us, doing what we love, will spend countless hours roaming the trails with us, and even point out a wildflower we may have missed? You guys rock too. =)”

“I am still completely enamored with my wife just like when we were dating. We laugh so much! She's just as funny as I am and we have similar humor. I have trouble going a day without seeing her and she's the same way with me.”

“I don't mind dating married chicks....as long as their husband is somewhere like Iraq.”

“Woo hoo! This thread is for me!!”

“I need a thread for married people who ARE dating. And I don't mean each other.

:-)”

“here here Fritz. Change the date range to one week and find my remark from back then.

:)”

“The greatest feeling in the world:

When someone kisses you and says they love you every day and you know they mean it:)
last edited: 9/21/07 8:03:51 AM”

“awww...so sweet...and true.....”

“Kewl! I'm going out on a date with my wife tonight!”

“cool beans ped!”

“My wife thought I was dating back when we were married. Not too happy about it either.”

“LOL!

It does make life easier if your wife knows she is the only one you are dating.
last edited: 9/21/07 9:19:37 AM”

“I dunno, my husband tells me all the time he wouldn't mind if I dated women LOL!”

“our 21st anniversary was yesterday. not wanting to celebrate it, i did not tell my husband. my loving daughter reminded him by dropping by with a card for us around 9pm while i was out shopping at the grocery store. he called up there, he decided two beers were in order and told me i should get something for myself. like i can afford that. fool.”

“The greatest feeling in the world:

When someone kisses you and says they love you every day and you know they mean it:)
last edited: 9/21/07 9:03:51 AM”
Spirit Coyote
9:17:19 AM
9/21/07

Thanks SC. I'm going to go out in the parking lot and try to back the car over my own head now...”

“Need help? j/k”

“Hey MG just drink some bourbon...your head will feel about the same tomorrow morning!”

“The fifth is already in the freezer and waiting for me to come home to it, UP.”

“Love is.....


when you blow off a great hiking trip to go with your husband and spend the weekend in a hotel.....


grrrr baby!!!”

“Funny that. I did that once with a GF, but she don't come around anymore.”

“i thought true love was a state of quiet tolerance tied to a sense of civil duty that bound you to another person that you managed to find a way to be coolly civil with.”

“That's hot!”

“No JS It's a state of silent endurance while being bound to the 4 corners of a brass bed by a person you've managed to coolly violent with.”

“now THATS HOT!!”

“no, but the melted candle wax that follows sure is!”

“Try Jimmyjane.com

They have vegetable-based candles that melt at a lower temperature, and come in specially shaped porcelain containers so you can pour the melted wax without making a mess or burning anyone.

;)”

“Kinda defeats the purpose though doesn't it?”

“lol at Mean”

“No, unless you're a sadist.”

“
wax on

wax off

”

“If it doesn't burn then seriously, what is the purpose of pouring hot wax over a nekkid body?”

“Depilation?”

“blaaaah...sappy icky love stuff! YICKY Ucky!!!!”

“SH1T, I had to look that one up.
Well, I could see that if you were in a beauty salon, but not while tied to the bed.”

“Maybe that's a good way to give someone a Brazilian waxing.”

“Come to think of it... You'd have to tie me down to be allowed to pull my hairs out with wax. Damn that's gotta hurt!”

“I thought I just heard somebody say "If it doesn't hurt a little, then what's the purpose?"      LMAO”

“no pain, no gain baby!

Now come on and make it hurt so good! LOL!”

“this threads gettin mighty kinky....

signed,
Colonel Ingus

PS, I have no problem dating my wife....she's in her 40's......
last edited: 9/21/07 2:06:35 PM”

“Afternoon, Colonel!   How goes it?”

“puttin up some tongue and groove siding......”

“You Don't Say.......”

“actually, just sittin here with some coffee whilst me wifey wakes from her nappy....now we get to go back out for another ride.”

“That really is the only way to go you know...

Good stuff. Very pleasing to the Y, er I mean eye, eye, damnit!”

“Tongue n' groove, eh? Reminds me of a certain bar just down the road...”

“1 more hour and I get to see the man of my dreams when I get out of work :)”

“sickening”

“Try Jimmyjane.com

They have vegetable-based candles that melt at a lower temperature, and come in specially shaped porcelain containers so you can pour the melted wax without making a mess or burning anyone.

;)”
treebait
4:03:07 PM
9/21/07



am I the only one that wonders WHY she knows about this non hurting wax sex thing??


(please do not pull the mommy trick)

giggles......”

“pamela, you date don't ya???”

“am I the only one that wonders WHY she knows about this non hurting wax sex thing??


(please do not pull the mommy trick)

giggles......”
mapleleaf
5:00:28 AM
9/22/07



I don't wonder at all, Maple. I just don't really get the points of the wax with the sex if it doesn't hurt. Come on Treebait, we need some splainin.”