Well groomed?

“How much do you spend for a haircut?”

“1) How many times do you look in a mirror each day?

Once - when I wake up.

Twice - morning, evening.

Three times - a little mid-day peek.

Four times - I have uncontrollable hair.

At least five - get off my case.


2) Can you leave the house without putting product in your hair?

No way

Yes, I do it all the time

Uhh, is a baseball hat a product?


3) Do you moisturize daily?

No -- lotion is for girls.

Occasionally, if I have a sunburn or something.

Always -- it's a necessity!


4) Not counting sneakers, how many pairs of shoes do you own?

One

Two

Three

Four

Gimme a second .. still counting ...


5) Have you ever tweezed, waxed or trimmed your eyebrows?

No, never

A couple times, for special occasions

Yes, frequently. I firmly believe eyebrows should be two distinct entities.


6) Have you ever shaved/waxed your legs, chest or back?

Yes, I do regular maintenance

Yes, a few times

No, never


7) How much do you spend on a haircut?

My buddy does it for nothing

The barber school down the street will do it for $5

$10-$20

$20-30

$40 or more


8) Your top drawer consists mostly of ...

Good old Hanes tighty-whities

Assorted boxer shorts

Designer boxer briefs


9) What's the last book you picked up?

A re-read of an old classic

A current best seller

Whatever magazine was lying around the bathroom


10) Going shopping is ...

A top priority

A chore performed before the holidays, her birthday, etc.

An activity I despise


11) Best way to spend a Friday night?

Watching the game over a large pizza and a six pack

Dinner at T.G.I.Friday's and ninth viewing of Lord of the Rings

Catch a hot musical, then drinks at a trendy martini bar


12) How would you describe your sense of style?

Scrubby frat boy

Comfy and casual

Refined and respectable

Trend-setting hipster”