No way to treat a Hooter's Girl...

“Sure, sure...”

“LMAO @ gemini...



And I bet it seemed like a really great idea at the time.”

“Dang Gem, and I thought you were such a NICE girl...”

“they don't do like they would at one particular watering hole I used to frequent in my misspent youth. Closing time was 1am. They'd turn on the overhead lights at 1:05am.

It was quite a show to see the expressions on guy's (and gal's) faces when the lights came up.

"in bed at 2 with a 10... wake up at 10 with a 2..."”

“You know what they say about nice girls...”

“Well, Germans are alot more open about these kinds of things!”

“If you think you can get round us this easily Gemini then you're completely right.”

“Imagining a certain female TT'er (posting here) in Hooters' shorts...wow...”

“Yes they do, Gem. Girls have half the money and ALL the pu$$y...”

“Wow, what a visual, LS, maybe on the next hike...”

“True, in Germany there's tits all over the place, aren't there?

This is a funny story. The son of the pastor of a church I used to go to went to Germany on a mission trip. He was staying with a family from a German church, and for some reason at that time, that church's leaders weren't letting women wear makeup. So one weekend, they decide to take the youth group (male and female) down to a pool to do some swimming. Of course the German girls in the church youth group didn't wear their tops, which is normal over there. My pastor's son was dumbstruck, of course, and talked to the youth leader about it, basically arguing that it was ridiculous to stop the girls from wearing makeup if they were going to allow them to go topless at the pool.

The German youth leader's response?

"What's the big deal with them showing their tits?"”

“I ain't saying a word! Just sittn back and "listening" in...”

“(.)(.)
) . (
( Y )”

“Is that supposed to be a woman's body after Jack the Ripper was done with it?”

“...train wreck...”

“WTF, ml?

crooked spine, dont you think?”

“Scoliosis???”

“Swayback?

Love a woman with a nice booty and a swayback..lol...”

“well I have to say that I didn't see many when I was in Germany a few weeks ago ;o)”

“LMAO@all of you!! heeheeheeehee”

“They keep 'em hidden, waiting for the emergence of the 4th Reich...”

“How disappointing, ynami. I thought that tits in Germany were like smegma in Britain, ubiquitous....”

“oh thats right ynami...you been in germany.

did you go by the swimming pools or the lakes?? that's where you find them ya know!!”

“Go to St Petersburg (Russian one) every single bar you go into will, at some stage, have naked women appearing from somewhere and start dancing - wonderful town.”

“yeah, went to the lake, there was the nudey bit (part, not bitpsuher) and the prudey part. Only trouble is that some of the people will make you go blind rather than face up to the reality of what you're seeing ;o)”

“Japan's sorta like that too...Went to a disco the last night I was there, and they had European women dancing there on little stages in the middle of the main dance floor. After about ten minutes of dancing, the women unzipped their tops and let'em flop out.”

“(o)(o) perfect breasts

( + )( + ) silicone breasts

(*)(*) high nipple breasts

(@)(@) big nipple breasts

oo a cups

{ O }{ O } d cups

(oYo) wonder bra breast

( ^ )( ^ ) cold breasts

(o)(O) lopsided breasts

(Q)(O) pierced breasts

(p)(p) hanging tassels breasts

\o/\o/ Grandma's breasts

( - )( - ) flat against the shower door breasts

|o||o| android breasts

($)($) Jenny McCarthy's breasts”

“>>

you forgot Madonna..”

“And these:

. . - mosquito bites...”

“...and don't forget Sarabelle...


(o)(o)
(o)(o)
(o)(o)
(o)(o)”

“* * - puffies...”

“Did anyone catch the bit on Hooter's on NPR this morning?”

“NPR looked "at this politically incorrect success story."


"... Hooters appears seems to be all about sex appeal, right? Well, not totally says VP of Marketing. The company motto is 'You can sell the sizzle but you've got to be able to sell the steak.'"

The bit was serious... but pretty funny.”

“NOBODY goes to Hooters for the food...jeesh...”

“You heard it here first, Gang.

(well, maybe)”

“do any of the TT ladies remeber that old exercise?

arms cross in front
then arms cross in back
all the while singing "I must, I must I must increase my bust"”

“maple--I remember that....only I never practiced it. Thus.....there was never any increase. :-)”

“Ha maple! I remember the girls when I was in jr. High had to do that that in gym class. They always got a HOOT out of that one. But they had another line at the end...

We must, we must,
We must develop the bust!
The bigger the better,
The tighter the sweater!”

“LOL

I like that one better.”

“LMAO! OMG You all have me laughing so hard !”