Backpacking should be Banned

“I just came here to say that I absolutely detest what you guys do to our nation's great wildernesses! There's nothing so sad than to be out in pristine forests and then suddenly come across a trail. It's like a highway! And there's always trash and s#1t and toilet paper and maxi pads. And you tear up the ground with your yuppy hiking sticks, too! I hate seeing all those goddam little holes in the dirt! And all that yuppy gear you have to have is REALLY funny. You all like to think you're real earth-firsters but with all your gear, you've caused more damage to the planet than the rest of us combined. And then you have the gall to say you're leave no tracers, but every time I see a backpacker pull up his tent from the ground, the ground is all smushed and plantlife suffers! Not to mention that trails turn into ditches because of backpackers. And you scare off wildlife. And you ruin an otherwise pristine wilderness. Backpacking is not good for the enviornment and should be banned!”

“VIOLIN IS REALLY BORED AT WORK!”

“you're a real nincompoop”

“I've never claimed to have any interest in saving the environment.”

“Knock it off, Fiddler.”

“The adventures of bumbum and tuggles.”

“I'll knock your block off father geese.”

“can you explain the word "nincompoop" to a poor german girl??”

“Must hike, I'll cut your achilles tendon! You'll never hike again! See if I don't!”

“Yeah, whenever I'm on a trail I concentrate on counting the holes in the ground caused by trekking poles!”

“Schweinhund...”

“Wow! That one's neat, ... must have been a Leki.”

“oh so if i post here i can get called a cool name?


hey butthead.....


(waiting like a little kid for her present, oh i hope its a badddd name)”

“You're a bit early. The next Full Moon is on the 9^th at 10:27 UTC.”

“mapleleaf, this is a serious subject. Since you are making fun of it that makes you one of the worst antienvironazis of the forum.”

“holy cow, i need to pull out my dictionay for that big word

ok it better be worth it..

brb”

“Tuggles, TT is not for real backpackers, just pretenders.”

“Mutt? Is this troll related to you?

j/k”

“Finally a voice of reason. Alaska - backpacking IS for pretending - pretending, you don't have a job, pretending you don't have a family, pretending you never grew up.

What a childish pursiut and it destroys the environment!”

“Hey, look at me. I'm tuggles and I'm a troll.”

“Define "real backpacker"”

“Its snot me! (though I do get bothered by damage from trekking poles.)”

“Tuggles, TT is not for real backpackers, just pretenders."
Alaska
01:31:29 PM
09/24/03
That's why Alaska is accepted here.”

“Forget that, HPM! Define tuggles!”

“Damage from trekking poles? I was riding my ATV down the trail the other day and you should see the damage cause by horse hooves!”

“There's nothing so sad than to be out in pristine forests and then suddenly come across a trail. It's like a highway!

Well, it does make a good point here. BAN TRAILS!!”

“Careful SW, the sierrapacktrip troll could be lurking...”

“"Real backpackers" don't drive SUV's or cars to the trailhead.”

“What a coincidence Alaska,,,seeing as how most SUV drivers don't backpack.”

“you suck!! and you cheated



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try agian, and this time make it worth my while!”

“It's a long walk to the Smokies from here.”

“You think you have a long walk.
~sheesh~”

“I said I WAS DRIVING MY ATV DOWN THE TRAIL
I forgot to mention I didn't notice the trail damage caused by horses until I looked down to see where my beer bottle landed when I finished it.”

“Walk, oh, lucky you, when I was a kid, we didn't even have feet, we had to hobble to the GSMNP on our bloody stumps...”

“you had stumps???”

“By the time I get there, I don't feel like backpacking anymore, LOL”

“Uphill both ways in the snow???”

“You had it good! We had to wake up at 5:30AM, half an hour before we went to bed and walk on our tongues all the way to the trailhead!”

“Hey Stickman, do you have a small disc harrow you can hook on the back of that thang?

”

“I am very upset here. I was all ready to get insulted(SP?) by the Tuggles.


(pouty face w/arms crossed)


”

“"I said I WAS DRIVING MY ATV DOWN THE TRAIL
I forgot to mention I didn't notice the trail damage caused by horses until I looked down to see where my beer bottle landed when I finished it."
StickmanWalking


You shouldn't drop your beer bottles on the trail.

Use them to kill squirrels. It's easy when you've got the extra speed from the atv. I put a special bumber on the front of mine so I can run down deer. WOOO HOOO!!! Nature rocks!!!


;D”

“mapleleaf,

you horrid little antienvironazi!

hmm, gotta be at least 4th grade to put that many syllables together.

ehw, I wanna be a pretender too, can I, please? I promise to use my poles!”

“Careful there capn, people will think you're, ... y'know ...”

“just like a troll

all talk no action”

“LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Tuggles or what ever your name is it must be a slow day for ya huh?

8\”

“SHUSH

hands over ears

LalALalalLAlalLalalallLa!
I can't hear you!”

“even Micah popped his little troll-head out.”

“Wheres that Micah??? I wanna crap in his car!”

“Man, this is some funny s h i t! I love people that come here whose age is about the same as their IQ. Keep on rocking douchebag!”

“i dont think this guy sees what the rest of the world, other than backpackers does to the world. Simple things that some of us do are nothing compared to the full scale.”