the adventures of a fly

“first that dang fly flew against my face, i smacked it, thought it was kind a slow, could've sworn I hit it but didn't find it. hmm, a couple minutes later I felt something crawling in my...well bra... nasty fly. How did it do that? Well it's dead now!!!

I hate flies!”

“Well, they like you!”

“oh to be a fly on those walls ;o)”

“a dead fly? you think that's worth it??”

“you tell me Gem :o)”

“they are flying magots.

i have very big issues with flies”

“what maple said!!
I hate flies!”

“well im afraid of them. nasty little buggers”

“LOL @ Y!!!”

“That fly may have been the reincarnation of a high school boyfriend!”

“Flies are God's creatures. Are you saying God made a mistake when he/she made flies?”

“HELP ME!! HELP ME!!!”

“I'm stuck in a bra!”

“Well, you shouldn't have put it on your head treebeard!! This isn't college anymore buddy!”

“Aw, man! You're no fun!”

“no he likes putting the bra on!!!


anyone ever play girl talk?”

“fkfgjldkdkaearjdkfla;fj;lksv eifd

okay, that was me cracking up at the keyboard...

you guys nuts. I love it!!”

“It crawled in your bra and got smushed?

I think your bra might be too tight, Gem...”

“Got pictures? We won't believe this story unless you have pictures to back it up Gem.”

“SMW, I like the way you think.

Yes, pictures please! Preferably of the, ahem, "Field of Honor" where this duel was carried out...”

“It didn't take place in a field, it was in the hills.”

“Right...we need pics of the hills AND valleys then...”

“Mount Nipple?”

“see how i turned this into a backpacking topic!!

im slick today!”

“I think there's two...”

“Topo map! Topo map!”

“Twin Peaks?”

“you guys!!!!”

“Treebeard report to the Rock Hard thread.”

“I think I saturated that one, SMW!”

“Is that what they're calling it these days?”

“Where did the spider go?”

“I wonder if the fly had any inkling what posthumous honors awaited it.”

“The Daddy hard errrrr long leg?”

“Ya gotta air them thing out once in a while so they don't draw flies. See, and Maple think I don't wear pants for some sick sexual reason. It's just good hygiene!”

“So Gemini, have you learned anything from this episode, ... anything at all? ...


















Hint:



























Don't post on Trail Talk about killing flies with your boobs!







Awww, heck, it's been fun. Keep doing it.”

“hey i have a very good question for you mr. nig

if your going commando and a fly lands on your landing strip, do ya swat it?”

“Or, if you're going to, at least provide pics. Yah, that's a good rule.”

“I don't have a landing strip Maple. I shave.

And no bit, I ain't takin' no pictures of me swattin' flies off my privates for you. Sheesh!

















Not that there's anything wrong with that...”

“see geo, your imagination is going wild again... I never said I killed them with my boobs.

tss,tss, tss...

LMAO@maple good one!”

“Today's triple X porn offering is "The adventures of a fly," starring Gemini.

(Camera zooms in to a fly sitting on a nipple)

Gemini: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Fly: Buzzzzzzzzzzz!

Gemini: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Fly: Buzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Gemini: (Swats fly with hand)

SPLAT!

Gemini: Ouch, dang it all to hell!

The end”

“LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!


Good one Geo!


8)”

“I appreciate that Nigal...my post makes more sense read right after Geo's...

Let me restate:

Geobeet's rule: Gemini shouldn't post about killing flies with her boobs if she doesn't want to catch hell for it.

bitpusher's rule: Or if she's going to post about it anyway, she should at least post pics of her killing flies with her boobs.

Thanks again.”

“as long as you all had fun...”

“Yeah, but was it good for you?”

“yeah it was... too bad I don't smoke anymore. sure could use one right now. LOL”

“I guess you'll just have to settle for contented and sweaty.”

“Does anybody else see a little glow around Gem's posts now?”

“Our very own porn star. A TT first!”