Divorce Sucks

“Fritz, it is good news for me. well hopefully cause you never know how the judge will rule. It will work out in the long run.

Y2, yes it has taken a long time to get here.”

“It was the 21st right?
Good way to start the weekend I suppose.”

“HPM, it is May 18th. My weekend may start then :)”

“So Tuesday is Friday next week.
Sounds like a plan.

Go git 'em Ewker.”

“yea Ewker!!”

“well I am officially divorced. It took place on Tuesday the 18th.

I am happy about being divorced but mad/pissed at the way some of the settelment occured.

Oh well life goes on and I will get over it.

Now on to bigger and better things like the dreaded dating sucks thread...lol.

I have a feeling it will be a while before I post on that.”

“Congratulations Ewker.”

“Good luck to ya Ewker”

“yep Ewker enjoy being single with no expectations on you for a while. I'm traveling all over the eastern US this summer, gonna hike in about 5 or 6 states all with no need for permission and no nagging/whining either.

Its a nice change, now all we need is a "Casual Sex is Great" thread...”

“I am happy about being divorced but mad/pissed at the way some of the settelment occured. - Ewker

How bad you get screwed?”

“SS, I didn't get a damn kiss along with the screwing.

I won't air it out on here but I will email it to you.”

“know anything about Memorial Day yet Ewker?”

“Roam, I have to be out of the house by June 1st. That leaves me this coming weekend and Memorial Day weekend. I really don't want to be moving that weekend at all. I am going to try to move this weekend at least the bedroom stuff and a few other things. That will make her happy and it won't take long to do that. I can leave some stuff in the house for a while since it is still in my name.
I will let you know more next week”

“cool man, you need some trail time dude!”

“Take care.

Doug”

“Congrats Ewker!

Enjoy your new life :-)”

“1) The view is forward.
2) The sun will keep coming up in the morning.
3) It's only money.


Congratulations, enjoy it.”

“having just gone through the same screwing, i REALLY know how you are feeling right now.... things will work out for the best....

keep on smiling and everything gonna be all right....”

“Sorry to hear what you've had to go through, Ewk. I have a few divorced friends - I don't know how you guys can do it. I don't think I would last. Try to stay positive and look forward, not back. Hang in there!”

“Congrats, Ewker. The bad times are behind you and the good times ahead.”

“Maybe you can sell her wedding dress on eBay. ;-)”

“I had a boss once who often told the story that when he got divorced he sold his and her rings and bought a hooker with the money. Now days I guess we'd call that "finding closure."”

“hmmmm, other than crazygurl the only people to congratulate me were guys. Maybe the women are worried about me being on the loose now..lol”

“Or perhaps terrified? lol...”

“bit, could be ;)”

“Most women fear a happy divorced guy. ;-)”

“SS, is that why you can't find one :-O”

“Oh, PUHLEASE, SS and Ewker.

I, for one, am an ecstatically happy divorced woman.

And Ewker, I already congratulated you privately. You didn't count me in that count apparently.”

“Vicsaw, I didn't count you because you hadn't posted on here. I do appreciate your private congratulations though ;)”

“Ewker and Ruby, sittin' in the tree...”

“now,now bit vicsaw is taken already”

“You're welcome.

My name is Ruby.”

“I am very happily taken. *swooning*
You won't see me on the Dating Sucks thread.”

“Oops, my bad, thought you were available.”

“Was available for a long time, got taken earlier this spring.

(Sorry for degenerating on your thread, Ewker)”

“vicsaw, sorry I don't think ruby fits you”

“Woooo Hooooo.......congratulations Ewker......join the screwed crew!!!!.......and now have some fun!!!”

“Share the info, Ewk. What'd you get screwed out of?”

“settlement so bad you still have to take her trash out on fridays??

lol!!...buck up...you've got drinking buddies and hooters wingmen in nashville ..just call..and we'll hit da bars!!”

“How do divorced women get the garbage taken out?”

“uh oh here comes the innuendo”

“"How do divorced women get the garbage taken out?"

LOL

Children, of course”

“"How do divorced women get the garbage taken out?"
bitpusher
04:58:18 PM
05/20/04

I think my ex smiles at the neighbor, her kids are too damn lazy!”

“Her new vanity tag?”

“Paint this on the back of your car:

”

“Dub, I like that and I have a Jeep just like that so I know it will look good :)

Chili, if she could have done that she would have”

“Living well is the sweetest revenge.”

“its amazing, but i actually agreee with Miss Thrope for a change.”

“Miss Thrope can come up with a lot of things I agree with.”

“Congrats Ewker,
I was actually going to start a "Where's Ewker" thread when there was no sign of you whilst lurking Tues & Wed. But I thought you may want privacy. I feel like Cape Cod is the only place on planet earth that is giving everything to the husband in the divorce settlement.”