Divorce Sucks

“The amazing thing is that these women already tried to kill this guy once, by trying to shoot him...and he's still with her!

Get a hint dude! When your wife and her lesbian lover are trying to kill you, maybe it's over!”

“I don't get it. Don't people get arrested and jailed for trying to kill someone, or is it only after the third try?”

“"maybe it's over," LMAO!!”

“It depends on how stupid the victim is, Lyndy...”

“And Ewker, yikes! Still living in the war zone, eh.”

“I wondered why those castor beans were in the kitchen.”

“way to give out a perfectly good poison recipe!”

“Yeah, yy, I can't even think of where you could buy castor beans.”

“Lyndys, I am still living in the war zone. Getting harder everyday.”

“fired a handgun equipped with a potato silencer at him but he was not hurt

potato silencer? What a moron!”

“You know, good ol' arsenic is tasteless and odorless, and will do the trick quite nicely. Why go to the trouble of cooking up something fancy.”

“aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Thanks I just had to get that off my chest today.

Why do some people want to drag a divorce out when it could have been over months ago. I just don't understand!!!”

“She likes watching you suffer; that's why.

Man, I thought I'd been through the mill, but all I can say is thank God you met her and not me! I'd have snapped out long ago. My hat's off to ya, Ewk!”

“should have done away with her 10 years ago, you would be out of jail by now...”

“He should have taken her to Germany and eaten her, he'd have spent less time in jail...”

“I feel for you Ewker. My sister is going through the same thing. She got a phone call from the soon to be ex, telling her that they should file their taxes jointly. They haven't lived together for about 18 months.”

“The indigestion would have lasted longer than 8 and a half years though.”

“lol@bit, the comment I want to come with would not be allowed on here.

We have to file taxes together for last yr. Just praying We don't have to for this yr.

Geo thanks, It is getting harder and harder every day.”

“Best way to get back is don't show her she got to you. She just loves to see you squirm. You have to go off somewhere and practice not showing emotions. That would drive her absolutely nuts.”

“My toughest fight was with my first wife.
--Muhammad Ali”

“Then, of course, there is always rolling the hand grenade through the door and yelling, "Have a nice lunch!"”

“So sorry, Ewker. Just went through all that BS last year myself. It gets better. I promise!!!”

“Hugs Ewker......maybe it will end soon........it has been 2 years and I still have loose ends....grrrr....”

“Div . . .

You gotta loose end???????



How you doin'????”

“I hear tell ya kin go to Sweaden and have a draw string put in that thing. Tightens it right up gooder 'n new!”

“I'm sorry man! People like yourself should not have to go through something like this.”

“If you'd killed her when you first wanted to, you'd be out by now...

j/k!”

“Hi Lee....
I am great...
loose ends and at my wits end....

OMG GOJO.....LOL.hahaha

Nigal......what about kegals???”

“Oh yeah! I forgot about the good old cooter crunches!”

“It's getting to the point that having her killed would be cheaper than a lawyer fee.”

“LMAO at the phrase Cooter Crunchers

OMG I have never heard that before!!!!”

“In my case, the both of us wanted it to be over quickly. We agreed on everything, but the stupid LAWYERS dragged it out...
I had to get mean with my OWN lawyer, sheesh!”

“Arrrr....I knew me a French wench in Martinique once, now there was a lass who knew how to please a man, let me tell yer...arrrrrr”

“Each day when I check the mail I kept looking for that special letter from my lawyer. I keep hoping it wasn't a new bill, or me having to supply something else to the spouse's lawyer. Well last night the letter I was looking for showed up. A date has finally been set for my divorce May 18 is my "D-Day".

I felt at ease, excited, nervous and scared all at the same time. Now I can start planning for where I want to live, not worrying about who is watching or listening.
I have a lot of things to do between now and then. I will start going through my stuff and packing or tossing things out.
Life will start to have a new meaning to me and I can't wait.”

“That his good news indeed. Hope everything works out for you man.”

“good news, Ewker!

:)”

“Congrats!”

“good luck man! while packing, throw away everything that's not special for the kids or some other non-spouse related memory.

Start clean and fresh. It helps.”

“Buy a set of leapord skin print sheets. And get a bed with tall bed posts and about 20 yards of satin fabric,,,,cut into four equal length pieces.

Satin doesn't cut into the skin when tied up.






j/k”

“LOL @ Chili!

That is good news, Ewker, and now you've got something to look forward to!”

“wondering how many times Chili has bought stain fabric and cut it into strips. How else would he know that it doesn't cut into your wrist.

Roam, that is one thing I had already thought about. Actually making me a list of things I need to do before that date.

thanks geobeet, twiggy, dhutch and smiley for the well wishes.”

“I cannot recall at this time.”

“"I cannot recall at this time."
chili36
11:34:40 AM
02/26/04

I may use that a lot when I go to court...lol”

“It is my standard advice, ewker.


It works in almost any situation.”

“Good luck........
"Never pretend to a love which you do not actually feel, for love is not ours to command."”

“thanks trooper, those are good words to live by.”

“...and now we know how Cottonsocks hurt her hip . . . .”

“Ewker, good luck and congrats! This will be a good thing, starting that date things will get only better :)”

“Tossing old photos does two things: it removes the physical evidence of her, and it just feels so damn good! And when one you overlooked surfaces some day, it feels good all over again.”

“Woooo Hoooooo

Good deal Ewker...

Sometimes the price we pay for freedom is great!!!!

My daughter came over one day and in her vehicle were some pics....I asked her why she had the family portraits and she said her dad was throwing them away because I was in them and she took them.....she asked me if I wanted them....I said Yes.....she said "well they have dad in them"... and I informed her that these pics are a part of my life.....not all my life with him was bad....and we have children together.....BUT...I an sure GLAD to be free now.....my freedom has cost me alot......but I am happy......and I am free....

and the most important thing in my life is to have the respect of my kids.....”