Life Sucks

“Yesterday I got busted for selling pot to 8th graders, and for punishment my dad punched me in the eye so hard I had to go to the ER. To top it all off, the girl who gave me a hummer for some pot is now threatening to tell on me to the cops.

How do I go on from here?”

“Oh, fer s__t sakes! Whale hung? Or did you mean Whale Dung?”

“Im gun shy maple...I want to click on that but I have clicked on too many tt made links in the past to trust it any more....”

“I suggest Urban Haiku therapy.”

“yep, life does in fact suck, most of the time. there are though, from time to time and now and then, episodes of nice inbetween all the suckiness.”

“whats up roamy? not having a good day?”

“I'm listening Roam. What you got?”

“for example... episode 1 and 2 sucked, episode 3 was pretty good and then 4 and 5 were awesome, but then 6 kind of sucked.”

“somethin like that ENS.

kinda a #&%!$ty day, but not terrible. i think i'm being set up for a great day tomorrow!”

“no plans to make 7, 8 or 9, so that just sucks!!!”

“always look on the bright side of life


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“My life sucks in phases. I can go a whole year of nothing but suckiness, then things can turn around in a heartbeat. 2006 so far has been f'n awesome for me.

sorry you had a bad day Roam.....think about all the great backpacking you are gonna do this summer!”

“wow - my day was awesome compared to that pic.”

“venting is good”

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life's a piece of chit, when you look at it..
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“my day sucked, but not nearly as bad as that guys.”

“So I heard, Embear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D”

“sorry to hear your had a bad day Roam.

Embear, I agree when things start to suck it can last a while. It makes your whole outlook on things bad.”

“I'm Brian and my wife is too.....

There are days it just isn't worth chewing through the restraints.

Or as I frequently tell the boss when he asks,"How's it going?"

REPLY "I haven't killed anyone YET."”

“Remember the good times
They're smaller in number
And easier to recall
Don't spend too much time
On the bad times
They're staggering in number
And will be heavy
As lead on your mind

Don't waste a moment unhappy
Invaluable moments gone
With the leakage of time
As we leave on
Our own separate journeys
Moving west with the sun
To a place buried deep
Within our minds

Remember the good times
They're smaller in number
And easier to recall
Don't spend too much time
On the bad times
They're staggering in number
And will be heavy
As lead on your mind


Willie Nelson”

“Just one of those days again, where I want to hide in the toilet bowl, pull the lid down on me and glare through the gap at everybody coming near "go away - find your own toilet bowl, mutterbumser!"”

““The mere sense of living is joy enough.” Emily Dickinson


Any day above ground is a good day.”

“Tuesday and Wednesday where like that for me. Had a project go to hell do to things beyond my control. I was very close to having my lunch at the bar on Tuesday.”

“Yesterday I was feeling under the weather. I crawled into bed at 4:30 pm and didn't get out till 6:30 this morning.”

“the tittybar up the street from me has a cheap buffet every day at lunch time, but I just can't get enough nerve to go eat there. Something about nasty ass strippers and food from the same place just amkes me want to vomit. They should never combine that much nekkidness with food you actually plan to eat, but to throw in the nasty strippers on top of all that. LOL!
Maybe one of these days I'll lose my fear of food poisoning.”

“LOL !!!”

“LOL !!!”

“it's not food poisoning i'd worry about there”

“Do you know the bar thrifty? It's Dancers on 40.”

“They got some good crabs up in there.”

“Life's a bytch and then it has puppies.”

“Just make sure people know you're in there or life could suddenly become a lot worse.”

“Is it too much to ask to have two government entities communicate with one another?

I think I'll go smack my head on this brick wall.”

“are you kidding, we can't even get one government entity to communicate with itself.”

“If your head being up your ass isn't communicating with yourself, I don't know what is.”

“snif sniff, thats just mean, nimble”

“Correction, now I'm dealing with 4 state entities and one county. I sure can't wait when the town starts getting involved.”

“Euro YGM”

“Whoa, X is hittin' on Euro?!?

Yo Cap'n, does the buffet include crabs?

Steamed or soft shell?”

“man, I don't think even this place is trashy enough to put crabs on the buffet. LOL!

A female friend of mine was out with some friends at a strip club one night and she went to the bathroom, and one of the dancers came out of a stall, and put her foot up on the counter and started examining, um, her business, and my friend being blunt as a spoon, asked her WTH she was doing. The stripper flatly explained that she was looking for tiny bits of TP that may have gotten caught in her stubble because the black lights on the stage make it show up really bad. LMFAO!”

“Do you know the bar thrifty? It's Dancers on 40.”
Captain Jack
2:35:41 PM
3/27/08

how do ya think mama could afford to raise us yungins being a single mom?”

“Is she still there?”

“Thrifty's about 30, so yes, she could still be working there...


Damn TH, that was harsh on your own momma.”

“Life is #&%!$"
by the Dead Milkmen
from Beelzebubba
(c)1988 Enigma

I ran into a friend of mine
said was gonna take some words
and make em rhyme I said you can
fool some of the people some of
the time, but you can only fool
half the people half the time

He "Yes I do believe this is
true. Would you like to go sniff
some glue? We'll fly to where
the skys are blue and look
for things both bright and true"
And on a pretty Sunday morning
a bunch of pretty Babtist girls
linked ther pretty hands and
sang:

Chorus: Life is #&%!$, Life is #&%!$
The world is #&%!$, the world is #&%!$
and this is life as I know it.
this is life as I know it.

And in the sky I saw Richard Nixon
smoking a lacey with Mr. Dickson
He said "Son there's someething
I must say I do not believe I've
found a better way" And then a
vision came and it look a lot
life Bob Crane. And Bob sang:

Chorus

And when my friend and I were
done we went to rest upon the
sun 'cause life takes from us
the thing, we love and robs us
of the special ones and puts
them hihg where we can't climb
and we only miss them all
the time
And we sing:

Chorus”

“*holds lighter up*
BlTCHIN CAMARO! BlTCHIN CAMARO!!!!”

“How are you doing today Euro Hike? I hope today is better for you.”

“No, don't come any nearer, or I flush myself down. Stay back. I am serious - I will pull the flush!”

“LOL @ lumberzac...I feel your pain, boy...

the past two days were like that for me...two branches of gov't, using two different systems, and me in the middle trying to make the numbers add up...

However, job does not = life, so I can't really say that life sucks...

AND IT'S FRIDAY!!!”