I'm Dehydrating Through My Nostrils

“My nose has been running for about 24hrs now, and I just got done with a 5min sneezing spell. I don't like the looks of things for me!”

“Vitamin C, and lots of it.”

“I caught a cold this week too and it's still with me. I didn't go on the Quehanna trail trip because of it.”

“It's called DAYQUIL...NYQUIL for night time,you're welcome”

“Buddur, if your nose runs and your feet smell, you're probably built upside down.

Bummur though. Hope ya gets to feeling better. Don't try sneezin' and fartin' at the same time, 'cause the two don't mix.

Rectum? Dang near killed 'em!”

“lol @ Match!

Poor Buddur. Whatever's going around is a vicious nasty cold that hangs on for a week. Everyone in my house has had it, aside from me. It's just a matter of time I imagine....

Lot's of sleep, pal.”

“yeah everyone has this cold it seems...even my cat moonpie has one (moonpie is an avid tt fan...is trying to get on the keyboard right now!)”

“Ohio? Match is in Ohio? I think we went to different schools to-gether, or are those jokes part of Jung's 'Racial Memory' theory?

For my next act:

Two cows standing in a field. One cow asks the other, 'Have you heard about this "mad cow" thing?

'Doesn't bother me,' the other replies...








I'm a penguin.'”