Boredom is the Worst Drug

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Ha Ha Ha!”

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Your zebra is by far inferior to my camel. Camels conserve water at an efficiency rate of 187 which is over 300% more effecient then a zebra's efficiency rating. If you like I will send you the information backing my claims.”

“i have spontaneously combusted with lust”

“Over which, the camel or the zebra? Please be honest, this is for posterity.”

“over the coming of one between phaedrus and antiphaedrus.”

“Good thing you came between us. I think he was about to try to kiss me!”

“whatta male wh-re!”