STILL...no email

“I have to vent...OK...I've been here since Wednesday, they have known that I was coming to work here since JULY...and I STILL AM NOT SET UP WITH EMAIL..OR HAVE ACCESS VIA MY OWN ID TO THE COMPANY SYSTEM!!!!

I thought I had figured out a solution and was going to sign up for email on "the other" side..but when I went to set it up today IT WAS BLOCKED!!!

I miss contact with the outside world...I'm having huge withdrawls!!!”

“Yeah, you probably do not know you can have a larger #&%!$, grow bigger more beautiful breasts, eliminate your debt, view pornography, download programs to wipe pornography off your computer, buy digital cameras for $1, buy Viagra, or lose weight while you sleep.”

“loose weight while I sleep????

I gotta get email so I can check that out!!!”

“That's not what's amazing. The amazing thing is you can to that while your #&%!$ and breasts grow larger.”

“OH..let me get on this immediatly!”

“Really, you are being deprived of that which every American is entitled to by virtue of being an American. I'm speaking of spam

(Viking sing: "Spam spam spam spam
Spam spam spam spam")

Oi'd loik spam spam spam spam eggs and spam!”

“ever check v-mail, that works A Lot”