dance on your head?

“i sure am bored tonight. i wish someone (cough cough) would entertain me. i am procrastinating homework for class.”

“sure i'll entertain you.”

“cool thanks i appreciate it”

“no problem”

“Oh sure, this is how it starts... Soon you'll stop going to school and not showering...

TT Addiction, It's for real!!!!





















BOO!”

“Don't forget this weeks hidden links!”

“Dear Scortchfire,

As I sit here, naked, in my bathtub, I think of all the lovely times we had toghether back at university. I can't help but remember when you went streaking in the fountain of jello while reciting the lyrics to the Beastie Boys' "Paul Revere". You were so young and impressionable then.

Whatever happened to us? I never thought I'd fall in love with a Wizard of Oz fan, until you. Now that we've been separated for over 3 years, I wonder what might have been.

Yours Always,

Jay”

“Jay,

How dare you admit to all of that in front of the others! How mortified I sit here in my men's jock strap softly stroking my bag of popcorn.”

“That's my bag of popcorn, and, please, keep stroking away. :)”

“fine, u can have it. it's soiled anyway.”

“awww c'mon, be a sport and try some... everyone's doing it...”

“You people are sick.

I can't believe this conversation and how it has absolutely nothing to do with backpacking.








It's a fountain of chocolate pudding - geez - get it right!”

“mmm pudding....”

“*drools like homer simpson*”

“as long as its not lamb”

“what's it matter.. all tastes like chicken anyhow.”

“I would like to relay a story...

Today I called one of my supposed friends of 10 years - to see if we still had plans for tomm. night - no big deal either way - well, my friend is on a cell phone and in the middle of our convo - while he's backing out of our informal plans (again, not a big deal to me) - his phone drops out - then as he is calling back - I have to deal with a situation at work so I could not pick up the phone....

I check my voice mail later - no message - then I call my home line to check messages - and get this!

he has a pissy fit on my answering machine - denouncing our friendship because he thought I was mad about how our plans fell through and had hung up on him! - so this message left on my machine is him saying not to ever call him again because if I'm willing to throw a 10 year friendship down the drain over broken plans - and to hang up on him - then I'm "a f-ing stupid person".

What the heck happened?”

“No - lamb tastes and smells like funky homeless ass (at least that what it seemed like in my imagination).”

“wow. i think your friend has some internal issues he needs to deal with,.. unless he was "kidding?" either way not something to joke around about.
i'd call him back and give him a piece of my mind. better yet, let me do it. muah ah ahhh”

“Maybe you need to find friends who aren't so shallow. Consider it a blessing.

Soup is good food.”

“funky homeless ass.... very interesting. a smell i can't say i've ever smelt.”

“funky homeless ass.... very interesting. a smell i can't say i've ever smelt."
ScorchFire
09:53:34 PM
10/06/03

Your last boyfriend wishes he could say the same. :)”

“that's not what you were moaning about last night ; )”

“oooh - the new girl is sassy!

Give em hell!”

“funky homeless ass.... very interesting. a smell i can't say i've ever smelt."
ScorchFire
09:53:34 PM
10/06/03

It would be pure hell if I was given hell, and you were wearing a g-string.

Just a suggestion.”

“wow, are you gay?”

“have you ever considered the possibility that maybe you really are a stupid f-cking person?

was that insensitive?”

“errrrr, wrong copy and paste. How'd that happen?”

“i think i may be the only one here whos not a troll”

“and just what makes me a really stupid f-cking person because i'd be extremely curious as to what u have to back that up... all facts pointing to you not even knowing me.”

“no honey i was talking to twinkie”

“good to know :)”

“I think he was referning to TT. Calm down tiger!”

“yea.. it's late. i'm tired.”

“roar!”

“shall i draw a diagram?


see, twinks friend called her a really stupid f-cking person, and she was all taken aback by this, and im always amused at ppl in misunderstandings who always think its the OTHER guys fault.”

“yea yea i got it after i sent that post. my bad”

“for example, this right here is probably the genesis of another epic misunderstanding which will result twinkie crying and stikmon calling me a lower lifeform when he sees this.”

“and me making lots of mean unnecessary cutting remarks, and then it will all end with a group hug.”

“you do have a way with the ladies bro.”

“hugs? where?”

“yea im REAL worried about how im perceived by words on a screen”

“right here baby ~SQUEEZE~”

“aww.. precious.







ok, ow, you're starting to hurt me, let go”

“Yea, you'll do fine here......”

“: )”

“this chick hits the ground with all four running. 2 to 1 says shes a major introvert in RL.”