dance on your head?

“guess again cowboy, i'm a wild n crazy sagittarius.”

“yea sure”

“alright well you'll just have to take my word for it for now. maybe one day i'll be hiking with one of you and you can see that i'm not a shy bug.”

“speaking of, i really need to tag along one of these days if anyone PA people are going hiking around my area. i never did an overnighter... only day trips.”

“I'm sure he meant to say 'major torque converter'... 'twas just a typo.”

“youre just too shy to go on overnighters.............”

“yea yea yea.. diarrhea of the mouth you have :P”

“Ah yes, the gentleman known in these parts as 2scoops has taken a verbal crap all over the boards again.

Shouldn't you be packing or job hunting or measuring out nuts & bolts or fantasizing about twins?

Go now, shoo. Shoo, shoo.”

“Were the stars in a bad alignment last night or what?”

“2scoops and twins.... sounds like a bad combo to me.”

“Suddenly, I can hear the Three Stooges theme. It's somewhat faint but it appears to be growing louder....”

“nyuck nyuck nyuck”

“Last night, the stars were pulling to the left a little.”

“was it a full mooooooon?”

“91% and waxing.”

“kinky”

“dance on your head, sit on my face, its all the same to me”

“YOU again”

“no its not me its somebody else”

“musta been my imagination running wild again..... right, that's it.”

“We're still trying to determine...

Two scoops of What? LOL”

“yea, enlighten us 2scoops, what are you scooping?”

“im scooping what youre scorching”

“my bum?”

“if youre gonna say it like that, then use proper british inflection: "ME bum?"”

“Does this have anything to do with that toilet paper -- coleman fuel combination I saw on another thread just now?”

“either way why are u scooping me bum?”

“because thats what guys do.”

“i've known many guys and you're the first that wants to scoop my ass”