Pennsy.. I'll see you in my office

“Pennsy, I've been watching for you to return from Maine. Fly guy that you are.... I need to talk to ya, but not here. :-)Email me danabeeliever@yahoo.com”

“We expect a full trip report, if ya know what I'm sayin'!”

“Are you a fellow PA resident?”

“Yes, he is, so am I. He lives in Easton, I think...I live in Hatfield.”

“Wow,.. close neighbors! I live in Warminster. I work in Sellersville... near GVH.”

“Yep...I've driven 309 past Sellersville about 1200 times in the past three years.”

“yea.. me too unfortunately. i work at penn foundation”

“Hmmmmm.... what kind of trouble can I get myself into this time?

Yo Scorch - Fritz is correct. I'm in Easton but you've got closer neighbors down your way I'd worry about... Fritz, Stratusloop, Geobeet, and be afraid, be very afraid of the infamous Capn Bobo.”

“i'm shakin in my boots...”

“yes Pennsy!!! Trip report! Trip report!!”

“whats goin on here? Is it a love tryst?...nah...too much distance...is it a gear question, yeah, that could be it,,,everyone knows that Pennsy drives a U-Haul filled with racks and racks of gear. nah...thats not it, cause there is binkly, who lives way closer and has lots of gear...what can it be...stay tuned boys and girls...for the next installment of....


"As Pennsy's World Squirms"”

“I'm confused....when did Fritz move to PA?”

“met me and moved out of love.”

“Pennsy?
"Are you a fellow PA resident?"
ScorchFire
09:08:02 PM

Nah, he's just a deeply thoughful dude.”

“uh huh right”

“...yeah stikmonster, I think it's something along those lines!

{8~]”

“I moved to PA in 1973. I guess I forgot to tell ya. :-)

(Where did you think I lived?)”

“Maybe it's Adventurist's way of saying he wants to be closer to you Fritzey!”

“I always thought you lived in NJ...”

“I thought he lived in Texas.”

“he11, with the rest of us grusome ghouls.”

“I might actually get to hike with some legendary Pa clansmen...oooooooh....I;m all a tingle at the mere thought...

Dana, can I report to your office?????”

“Hey Stik - a true gentleman would never tell.

Thank god I am NOT one of them!
It goes like this: Once upon a time.....











Hey, what happened? Matt must have deleted all the juicy stuff. Oh well, you'll just have to use your imagination.

Pennsy”

“Wise guy :^P”

“Im starting to think Pennsy sold his soul....”

“No, he just leased it out.”

“Yeah, with all of his gear, I think Campmor owns some of it. I think the credit ran out on his kidney.”

“Report to danababy's office. Pennsy you stud!”

“He's frightened yet he can't stay away!”

“That Pennsy-character should have a nicely sized vacuous cranium that I might inhabit!”

“Hey, what happened? Matt must have deleted all the juicy stuff. Oh well, you'll just have to use your imagination.

Pennsy"
Bruce Almighty
11:44:06 AM
10/07/03

Here is what Matt deleted:

.......I went to visit danababy, wearing my best bellbottom brown pants and silk leopard skin shirt. When I arrived at her office, I could tell she was immediately attracted to my High Karate Cologne. She was lookin' good, wearing a mini-skirt and a top so tight, I wished I'd have brought by avalance beacon. She beckoned me to approach her desk, and I complied. As we embraced, there was a knock at the office door, and low in behold, in walk Stikmon. I thought, that g&%# damn c&%$k-blocker!


Narrorator - At that moment, Mr. Pennsy pulled out a knife and decapitated both danababy and stikmon, leaving behind some bloody footprints and a leather glove.

Our story picks up with Pennsy driving very fast on I80 in a white bronco.”

“LMAO!!
What a bunch of pervs! (not that there is anything wrong with that)

Pennsy”

“little did pennsey know, that that wasn't me...It was my double StikMonster...upon discovering the grusome mess I scooped up the headless body of Dana and her head. I immediately went to the lab of StikMonster, where I sewed the head back onto the scantily clad body of dana...I attatched the electrodes that were used to animate...”

“Mmmmmmm, electrodes.

I just got off the phone with my guy at the REI warehouse. Since I apparantly sold or leased my soul, I figured it would be a good time for an upgrade. Damned if they're fresh out of souls. Now what?”

“lol....danababy bought your soul on E-bay. Thats why she wanted you to come to her office. You are now her slave.......”

“Ok. now you're all in deep trouble except Pennsy. I don't do Snuff films. Jaysus...... you are messed up!”

“errmmm, I think there's a halloween theme in there somewhere Dana.”

“well you prolly knew that anyhow ;op”