Dear Professor Boodha Bear

“I sort of know this person,,,,uhm, lets call him "Lemonade" who just blew up his car.

I know this other person, ,,,,er,,,"Wisconsin Hiker" who just bought a car on the internet, sight unseen.

If Wisconsin Hiker traded the unseen car for the one Lemonade blew up, who would have the better end of the trade? And why?”

“...do you???”

“Hamas is in the car blowing up business Donald, not me. Or perhaps the IRA.”

“Actually, any personage that would drive a car that was obviously showing all the signs of not getting oil to the engine deserves what he gets.

Gosh, I hope you don't take that the wrong way, Wisconsin Hiker!”

“...I figured who this personage is...chili 36.

Sorry Donald!”

“chili 36 is talking about us. I figured who Pumpkin36 is, none other than chili.”

“I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate bacpac.”

“is there anything i can do about my lack of saneness? it's like, these pills don't always work on me, depending on which personality i want to go with on any certain day.”

“If you are a bush supporter then you should whack yourself upside the right side of your head. Clinton supporter should use the left. Use a 2x4 if you are a conservitive. And a 6x6 if you are a liberal. This method would guarentee the proper personality at all times when posting on tt.”

“What if he drives the 2x4 thru his head with the 6x6? That would make him as gentle as R.P. McMurphy.”