Thebackpacker is not nice

“i dont think i have ever seen so many of us so strongly united for a common cause.”

“I look for Republican Circle Jerk and this is what I find. NO GOOD I SAY. This B U L L S H I T! I say, Ohio Hiker has very small d i c k, likes young boys and plays with mother's panties.

DEAL WITH KARMA!”

“Please, we have jerbear, wolfsister, ductape, gonzo, baloonman and tons of other upstanding people. Quite frankly, with the exception of Dub/Ohio Hiker, our staes contributions to TT ROCK!"
Orenthal Bear
08:06:35 PM
10/08/03

She didn't include me, Baloonman, jerbear, wolfsister, ductape, or gonzo on the list of horses a$$es but she did include you--dick. Sadly you were only second on the list. But don't worry, you're first on my list of horses a$$es :-)”

“You might got a wine box but I can guarantee it ain't from me. So, I don't know what is up with that.”

“This personage says, don't go away mad, JUST GO AWAY!!!”

“OH, EDS&D”

“I just realized....I can read OH Hiker's posts...forgot to ignore him with my Halloween handle!


Ah, much better. The madness has stopped.



Just as an observation, I've not ever seen anyone so abrasive to those being kind to them even.”

“I'm up for more tales of the godly and self-annointed today. Let er rip, OH.”

“Don’t leave - just lighten the F up.

If this is all an act, you have to be one of the most successful trolls of all time and my hat is off to you. If this is for real – grow a pair and stop whining Francis.”

“Wow, Violin is awed by OH trolling abilities. Now THAT's a compliment!”

“I find it very typical that Booodha and bacpac are whinning about the lack of them getting a box. LOL!

Like I always say, "My wife may not wrestle very good, but, damn, you should see her box!".”

“AHHHHWOOOOOOOOO!”

“Hey Dub, I'll dot your other eye!”

“I wonder whether the idjit will be back for more abuse today ...”

“Well, I guess I could lay claim to the fact that OH bashed on me in a more repetitive and personal manner than anyone else on this board.

In a very uncharacteristic move (one I have not experienced since leaving private practice), I hunted down his contact information and was very carefully, and somewhat deliberately, planning a way to cause him grief.

However, I found it within myself to let it all go when he came back with his apology. I believe anger is such a wasted emotion that I was actually glad to let it go.

While I doubt I am ready to backpack with him in the forseeable future, I do find it easier to just let his comments go by rather than letting the hackles come up on the nape of my neck.

I think baume66 was dead on with this one.

Just my casual observations.”

“"In a very uncharacteristic move (one I have not experienced since leaving private practice), I hunted down his contact information and was very carefully, and somewhat deliberately, planning a way to cause him grief."

Great, I hand ya the loaded gun and ya can't fire! LOL! Send it to Biofeet and let him do the shooting!”

“What, shoot my l'il buddy? I have too much fun with him. He's better than Jay Leno and David Letterman put together. Where is the l'il booger today? Lay it on us Ohio Hick! The Gospel according to Bruce -- The Word of the Learned Prophet about Oil in Crank Cases, Buying Used(up) Cars on eBay, Camping on City Park Benches, the Eternal Glory of KFC, the Everlasting Glory of ALPs, the Slaying of the Philistines, ... we need Your Guidance.”

“For lo we have sinned and are undeserving blasphemers, unworthy of thy presence on our mortal board. Desert us not in our hour of need of a good belly laugh.”

“Isn't he picking up his car today?”

“I hope so. That should be another epic adventure.”

“No, that's this weekend. He's just picking his nose today. LOL!”

“Jeez, I hope we didn't run him off before we got to read about another epic adventure. That would be a loss.”

“I was sort of hoping he would show up at TC3.”

“I think that y'all ought to stop with the piling on here. You had your fun and at this point it's pretty pathetic. The internet provides a nice, safe, faceless forum to flame people.

I know of other TTers who regularly post here who are pretty thin-skinned themselves when you dare question their knowledge.”

“I think that y'all ought to stop with the piling on here. You had your fun and at this point it's pretty pathetic. The internet provides a nice, safe, faceless forum to flame people.

I know of other TTers who regularly post here who are pretty thin-skinned themselves when you dare question their knowledge.”

“OOPS! OOPS!”

“What can we say? The guy keeps showing up with a "Kick Me" sign.”

“Hmmm!? So you just keep on kickin' huh? Make you feel better?”

“That's mighty ghoulish of you, dang ghoul!”

“"It is well that war is so terrible, or we should grow too fond of it."

--Robert E. Lee”

“JO, don't go weak on us now.”

“O.H.
How could you not like TT?
I love TT !
I laugh my BALLS off everyday!
It has made me a "Balless Wonder"”

“Most Yankmee fans have no balls.”

“Au Contraire Doomadan, they wear those silly NY hats out in public. That takes balls.”

“I have BIG BallZ.
We have Big BALLZ
We have the Biggest BALLZ of them all!

ACDC”

“OK, time to come clean. I'm Ohio Hiker. i didn't mean to piss all you personages off so much. Sorry folks, it was all in fun.

:)”

“Have a ball, y'all!”

“Oh Yeah, ... prove it!”

“If OJ Bear was actually OH then we, in fact, have a new King of the Trolls. I'm am in awe of your powers and abilities. I'm still skeptical though. I think OH is a case of true being stranger than fiction. If you are him, then where did you get that pic of him. Was that a pic of that weird uncle that every family has?”

“1. I needed to create a troll that could accurately refernce the area that the troll lived in. Akron is the next major city close to me, and although it isn't Cleveland, it was more believeable that it wouldn't be a troll of mine.

2. I had to use all of my acting powers, and to surpress my wit to pull this one off. If you'll notice, I strayed a few times, but you have to look hard.

3. That picture is of a fellow I met on the trail last year in Michigan.

4. The key to this troll was the word "personage". Many of the folks I regularly hike with will attest that I use this word occasionally, mainly because it sounds funny.

5. The biblical stuff was very hard to pull off. However, i actually have a bible refernece book that my brother-in-laws fundamentalist parents gave to me for my 30th birthday.


This advanced trolling is becoming too easy. I didn't mean to make folks want to beat me silly! Sorry.”

“OJ,

1. What thread did OH start that evolved into Nigal and I discussing Judaism?

2. What was the tone of this conversation?

3. Who were some major players that eventually fell by the wayside?

You have 5 minutes for an answer.”

“Theme from Jeopardy plays...”

“Anytime you think you're man enough to try and "dot my eye" Orenthal Bear, go right ahead. You know where I live.

And as for you being OH...can't be. I met OH in May in person on the other site. He emailed me from his real email address right after he started posting here. The guy in the pictures on Phil's page and on my page are not some guy you met in Michigan (for one, he's standing in front of a blue AT blaze). So unless I was drugged and the Vesuvius hike was all part of my imagination, Oscar aka Ohio Hiker is real.”

“I let OH off the hook,,,,but I have a hatchet ready for the juice bear.”

“Still to be accounted for:

ALPS gear shenanigans
The Bruce Morrow revelation and Minister Creek email address
Dub's post above

Speak to us Bear!”

“Besides that we have his address and phone number...it ain't Booodha. Only thing worse than a troll is someone trying steel a mentally ill person's thunder and claim it as his own trolling. GRRRR!”

“I believe in the personage, I BELIEVE!

Besides, Oskar started up on the other side with wvabackpacker (now Dub).

But then again, it could all be a ficticious creation with some collaboration from other personages.”

“Oskar didn't start up with me on the other site...I'm not sure how long he was there. However, he did become pretty infamous after our hike. Of course, maybe I'm just a figment of your imagination? Maybe I am the creation of someone else??? I guess we'll have to see if I show up to TC3 and become validated...or not.”

“Dub is a figment of my sick imagination.

The blue blaze was on the Jordan River Trail.

I bought a seperate phone line so i could get a phone number that couldn't be traced to me, and proceeded to set up ficticiuos email accounts as part of my elaborate plot.

dayhiker - The thread you speak of was "Kosher Backpacking". the tone of the conversation was pleasant, until the post about Woody Allen. The major players that fell by the wayside just so happened to be trolls of mine: Dub, Walkindude & Geobeet.

Good Day!”

“So Bear, tell us how you posted as OH while you were backpacking. Magic shoes or what?”