Rubber duck?

“the last time I pic up your rubber duck! take your child toy back home don't leave it at the camp site for someone else. I have found 6 rubber duck on the trail in lower montana poor child will miss him shame on you.”

“My enviormental wacko mudder inlaw made me leave them out there.She told me to let them go free....cause ducks are wild animals....she`s not going to be very happy.She wears army boots yah know.(size 13).”