Sponge Bob Square Pants X-spoed!

“Sponge Bob Square Pants has been exposed for the pervert that he is. I can only think that this will mean the dissolving of the entire Church of Sponge Bob!

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0403/spongebob.html”

“After the way they went after Tinky Winky, it was only a matter of time, LOL

The corporate types made them remove all the images and whatnot, but The Church of SpongeBob still kicks all forms of ass!”

“Great site, tilt.”

“saaay-eeee hal-uh-looooo-yuh!!!”

“Sponge Bob offers no educational valueand should not be view by younger kids. We have been trying to undo what my 3.5 year old learned from just watching a handful of shows....”

“"He vomited so forcefully that pieces of his steaming breakfast were sprayed across nearly 15 pews."

Epic journalism - what can ya say.

LMAO!!”

“I'm scared to ask...”

“That Landover site is a scream.”

“My favorite quote:

"We played several sound tracks for the show backwards as well, and it’s all demon talk.” True Christians™ know that one of Satan’s favorite ways of communicating to his followers is to do things backwards, and upside down."

So if I'm not a "True Christian" (how they got that trademarked is beyond me) I'm going to hell???

But this one is just bizzare!

"...and was able to flip over and grab my grandson by his hair and fling him across the room, thankfully, knocking him unconscious long enough for me to get to the remote control and switch back to Fox news, where they were showing Godly footage of our Christian troops blowing up ignorant Arabiacs."

So if I don't watch Fox news I guess I'm going to hell???

That website can't be for real, can it?”

“no”

“it does look like a cock and balls! cool!”

“That has to be a joke!


8\”

“ya think?!”

“spongebob kicks arse! it's better for kids to watch then say... the perverted family of smurfs”

“Smurfet was a whore!


Ya know the girl smurf!!!!


8)”

“yea she was.. she slutted herself all throughout the smurf clan!”

“and that papa smurf... whatta perv.”

“LMFAO!!!!!!!!!



8)”

“according to my 8 year old...spongebob is a homosexual :-O



not that theres anything wrong with that...”

“OMG! my 9y/o has no clue what that even is!”

“I'm not so sure mine actually knows what it is either. she prefaced it with ... "kids at school say ....."



oh yea..and CJ she'd most certainly want me to inform the board she's ALMOST 9..next Tuesday. This has been a public service announcement.
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“I've heard that too...not from my eight year old though...he's watching sponge bob at this very moment...”

“hey tenjen....waiting for the Kid's Choice Awards no doubt :D”

“James Dobson, founder of right-wing Christian group Focus on the Family, singled out SpongeBob at a black-tie dinner in Washington in the run-up to President Bush's inauguration, the New York Times said.

SpongeBob - who appears on the children's cable channel Nickelodeon - is seen as an icon for adult gay men in the US, apparently because he regularly holds hands with his sidekick Patrick.

His creators deny that he is gay, but he is not the first such character to cause controversy.

In 1999 conservatives claimed handbag-carrying Teletubby Tinky Winky, an import from the UK, was a bad role-model.”

“LOL! I was informed last night that my oldest had 16 days till she was 10.
I was very adamant that she was NOT allowed to be that old. LOL! She didn't buy it.”

“Wassup Tango?!

Didn't Spongbob have a crush on a girl in one episode? Maybe I'm on crack.”

“Windy as all get out here! Love the new moniker CJ!

Never watched a SB episode in my life!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcTHNbXd4xI
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“Tinky Winky kicked all forms of booty!!!

LMAo...CJ ..kk says Patrick dressed up as a girl in one espisode and called himself Patricia. WTF? this just keeps getting crazier.”

“you aint missed a damn thing. believe me.

Hey thank our buddy Prosecutor. I'm still adjusting to it a bit, but it's my new home.”

“It's a freakin kid's show. If my child is messed up when he gets older because of a kid's t.v. show than I'm not doing my job as a parent. That's how I feel anyway :)”

“What ever happened to the purple dino? Can't remember his/her name? I've heard the song...I love you, you love me...”

“A few years ago I heard stories about the Smurfs being demonic. They used witchcraft and Smurfette was like the local "queen bee" so to speak, since she was the only female. I think a lot of these stories come from the extreme religious fanatics.”

“tango...Barney was his name. and he could really bust a move.”

“Thanks! That's it! I just remember that gawd awful song! I'm going to have to go listen to some Nine Inch Nails now!”

“And black helicopters flying on whisper mode crewed my ghurka mercenaries hired by the us govt are patroling our skies waiting for you to get too close to a secret military installation so they can blow you up with stinger missles, and then call in the "cleaners" to get rid of all the evidence!!! Watch out! Never drive the same car two days in a row! Never take off your aluminum foil hats!”

“Is that from a Barney episode, CJ?”

“LMAO! No. It's the whole conspiracy theory that the govt is out to get us, and all that.”

“Don't forget Ren and Stimpy.”

“Steeeeeempy! You EEeeeeeediot!!!!”

“Never heard of them Tb. I am really cartoonily challenged!”

“Daaaaaaaam, Tango, they were a staple of the 90's!”

“Tango, buys some DVD's they are required viewing. Especially the episode "sick". great stuff.

FWIW sponge bob rocks.”

“I better start watching Nick at Night!”

“heck yeah!”

“This is old news and if you read thru his proofs you will figure out just how rediculous his claims are...

People like this give christianity a bad name...”

“i went to see the spongebob movie at the theater. i was the only adult there who didnt have a child in tow

good times”

“People like this give christianity a bad name..

You got that right. These are the same people who brought up the backward messages in rock music crap and how the earth is only 5000 years old. Unfortunately my parents believe that mess, so needless to say, we bump heads a lot.”

“There are two things going on with the Sponge Bob homosexual controversy. 1) Spnge Bob _is_ iconic in some sections of the Gay culture. So is Marilyn Monroe. 2) The fact that some parts of the gay culture see Spngebob as iconic does _not_ make him some kind of cultural plot. Please understand as well that James Dobson does not speak for all Christians any more than Farrakan speaks for all african Americans. As with everyone, Dobson has some legitimate and important things to say. But he is also off the mark on some of his analysis.”