Sponge Bob Square Pants X-spoed!

“dobson is a giant tool”

“even tools have their uses....

Dobson and I disagree on a fair amount of stuff. But he does have some important things to say. So does Bin Laden if people care to listen. But now I stray into fuego.... So I'll just shut up.”

“I'm going to meet Mr. Eugene H. Krabs in May at a wedding.”

“Can you get me his autograph Nigal?






and for the record the point was we don't care if Spongebob is gay. I was just surprised how the "notion" as to his sexuality trickled down to a little ol public school 3rd grader. Excuse me while I stick my head back into the sand.”

“Sorry but I don't do the autograph thing. I don't know why but I find it very embarrassing.”

“well at least see if you can get the recipe for the secret sauce.”

“That sounds even more embarrassing to ask than the autograph. LOL!”

“... he is gay because he holds hands with his best friend patrick.

so THAT is what makes a man gay. damn skippy. i did NOT know that.”

“Hell I guess that makes you and Meangreen gay too, huh?”

“In Saudi Arabia it is common for men to hold hands. It is just a sign that they are good friends.”

“Gathernomoss... it trickles down in many ways. Not all of them from Dobson. Not all of them from the religious right. You'd be mortified to know the full extent of "trickle down". We are thankfully out of the elementary school age but I can tell you, parenthood is not for the faint of heart.”

“NIGAL!!! You said you'd never tell!!!!”

“After a rawkin good time at the Grand Canyon. Yogi and Captain jack venture to New Guinea..
”

“HEY! THAT WAS A PRIVATE MOMENT!”

“I call BS, CJ isnt wearing a pizza box.”