Why The Fascination with Jessica Simpson ?

“B cups aren't all bad...

if your 13.”

“what about A-?”

“birddog.”

“Why NOT the fascination?”

“huh?”

“birddog.”

“why ask why”

“I not saying anything bad about B+ tits at all.

But if someone tells me she's got a rack, I'm expecting at LEAST a big C, if not a natural D!”

“how about a HI-C?”

“so i dont have a rack because i'm a B+??? : (

kcuf the man!”

“are we gonna have a jessica simpson vs scrotchfire bust-off?”

“she'd def win. she's got the professionals padding her sh-t.”

“Oh c'mon! We all know that rack starts at the C level!

I think we could allow a B+ be concidered a Bra Buster..... but then we'd have to change the D-DD catagory to just plan Big Uns!”

“hahaha... tits are funny.”

“I don't know about funny, but they are a work of art, no matter how they hang!”

“No, they are fum DE DEBBIL!”

“de debbil?? lol”

“If tits are from de debbil, then de debbil is my kinda guy!”

“uh huh... peni are from de debbil as well.
peni = plural form of #&%!$”

“what?! you can't say #&%!$ on here?!”

“Nope. But you can say vagina all day long.

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“"you know what warble i hate. that pearl jam song. remade some old 60s tune. gawd i hated their version"
StormBringer
08:17:35 PM
03/15/04


hope you arent speaking of last kiss...i thought this song was very well made...”

“shep, u are on my good list after that comment.


i hate the word vagina... it sounds like a disease. i call it the V. i'd take #&%!$, #&%!$, twat, etc over the V word.”

“So being called ScorchedVagina would not be your first choice?”

“Jessica is nothing but a broomstick with two small ballons taped to it!"
laqtis
08:21:05 PM
03/15/04

Definitely Gay.”

“are we gonna have a jessica simpson vs scrotchfire bust-off?"
StormBringer
09:11:30 PM
03/15/04

Maybe we should. ScorchedVagina would not have a chance if we gave them an IQ test.”

“shep, yea, thats the one
scorch, youre thinking of angina
throat, very funny (sorry scrotchy)”

“1.) actually, i think it's pretty funny.

2.) just because he doesn't think someone is hot doesn't mean he's gay. get a life.

3.) me, stupid? bacpac, if you were TWICE as smart as you are, you'd be called stupid,.. as sharp as a sack full of wet mice.”

“You could always use my Grandfather's explaination why she's on TV. I was visiting them one day and I just so happened to stop on the show for a bit. He remarked:

"She's got the kind of legs I like, foot on one end ****y on the other"”

“storm, i know what i'm thinking of and it sounds too much alike that,... V actually sounds worse.”

“No worries, bacpac. Feel free to bash on me if it makes ya feel more like a man. From the looks of it, you need all the help you can get, pal.”

“so you ARE thinking of vagina”

“Blonde, big boobs and stupid. Every man's fantasy.”

“change that to red-headed and youve got a deal”

“her sister's not as cute.

you know something, 2sh-ts? every day you annoy me more and more to the point where sometimes i don't even want to associate with you any longer. some of the things u say, really aren't funny. good luck on the AT.”

“heard this morning on the radio that last week, Jessica went to visit the White House and while there got to meet Gail Norton, Secy of the Interior. WHen she found out Ms. Norton's job title, Jessica then congratulated her on the White House decorations.



LOL! Dumb Blondes Unite!”

“sister looks like Paris Hilton. another nitwit...”

“Yah, but she also got dem BIG DEBBIL BOOBS!”

“She and a whole bunch of other "singers".

Btw, Jessica is going to play Daisy Duke, in the new "Dukes of Hassard" movie.”

“Personally I thought she was better looking when she was more curvacious.”

“Jessica actually does have a decent voice. Ashlee... Well... Just riding the coat-tails I guess. She should have stayed with her acting gig on 7th Heaven. Although, I thought she had no talent there either. All I have to say is Joe Simpson (dad/manager) is a smart smart man.”

“now That's a funny petition!”

“you guys are mean. i actually like the lala song. lol

jessica is trying way too hard...lol...too funny watching her when she sings. I swear she looks like she is doing kegel exercises while she's singing.”

“Hmm maybe she is gemini, something else to think about.”

“i signed it a while back”

“She's got Huuuuuuuuuuuge....tracts o' land!”

“I think Jessica's voice stinks, and she doesn't have an act either to back her up like Madonna. These singers on broadway put most regular singing entertainers to shame.

I heard what must have been some white trash person behind me in a store telling her friend how someone she bought Ashlee Simpson tickets for were going to be so excited. She had to tell her friend who Ashlee Simpson was, saying she's the girl who got caught lip sinking on Saturday night live. This girl probably would have bought tickets to any famous person's relative performing. How ridiculous!

Also, Ashlee Simpson was booed when she was singing the national athem at some football game.”

“I was listening to a Mariah Carey CD. She makes Jessica Simpson sound like she's an off pitch 5 year old singing.”