My Monthly Friend Has Come

“I bet the expression on your face was priceless. Thanks dad......no, really thanks, I do like it, no, really I do.”

“He said, "I know you don't really care for it but they have some good stuff from time to time.". My favorite thing about it is the last page cause that's when I'm done with it. I wish that last page was made from soft recycled paper so I could use it to wipe my ass with. The slick ad pages don't have the absorbency I'm looking for.”

“ala john wayne t.p.?”

“I thought he used cactus?”

“backpacker magazine is awesome and i love to read it and look at the pictures and i want to buy everything in the ads”

“Am I getting old(er), or is the latest (double) issue of Backpacker pretty good?”

“The law of averages says that a room full of monkeys will write Shakespeare given enough time.”

“LMAO @ LZ”

“The law of averages says that a room full of monkeys will write Shakespeare given enough time.

Then we should hear Shakespeare on this site real soon!”

“I'm offended by your insult to monkeys, karo. ;-)”

“Thank heaven my subscription is up next month. I don't even look at them any more. Straight to the trash.”

“I picked up a copy of BP magazine at TD and after about three minutes of looking at it I was reassured the best thing about that rag was Nigal's monthly reports.

I miss his "reports".”

“Yep.

It was the only thing he was good for... ever.”

“I do to. Funny that you call it the "rag." I guess an alternate title for this thread might be "on the rag."

(Just for the record, - I never called for an end to double entendre or innuendo)”