Paranoia?

“For the past two hours or more, a helicopter has been flying over this part of town.

I don't if it they're trying to land a convention, if some nasty thing has taken place, or if they're looking for me!”

“What town are you in, Stump?



Next question, what did you do?”

“I told you they would find you!!! run... run... run for your life.......”

“I'm in Chicago.

I only went to my therapist this morning!”

“Maybe they are looking for any Marlin meat that is left in town...”

“What about all those things from last night. You called and woke us up around 4 this morning. Dont you remember??? OMG.”

“1. Watch 'Goodfellas' again.
2. Get in car and drive randomly to see if helicopter follows you.
3. Stop under big tree cover.
4. do cars appear at both ends of street.

If yes, call Johnny Cochran and get rid of the glove.”

“Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're not out to get you....”

“Relax. The Cubs probably ordered a hit on that fan who cost them them the game last night.”

“The cubs lost because they suck, not because someone tipped a foul ball.”

“It, the helicopter was back this morning.

Should I stay inside and not go to the grocery store?

Yes, the Cubs just can't be consistent and hold it together. But I live near White Sox park, so the heli's looking for Marlin meat doesn't work.”

“You didn't interfere with a game in any way, did you? Maybe you should hide.”

“Don't worry; be happy.

They're just messin witchya.”

“Hide the test tubes and the scale,
Or else we'll all wind up in jail,
Let's get it all outta here!

Is there gas in the car?
Yes, there's gas in the car!

I think the people down the hall,
know who you are!”