Miss Me!

“Hello everyone!”

“About time ya came back, ya retarded little scamp. 8)”

“Its good to be loved!”

“mmm I missed you so much. welcome back hon!”

“weren't you supposed to be at TC3?”

“Thank You!

And No!”

“He was, he just didn't fess up, as promised.”

“is that like a commandment? i order you to miss me! sure, if you GO AWAY i will miss you terribly. pbbbbbbtthh!”

“Like I miss the cast that was on my leg this time last year.”

“Wow! Did I really say something that bad?”

“honestly, it's hard to remember if it was you or that other concurrent troll (thepackman) who said the really super nasty stuff. and i don't care enough to go back and find out. but i distinctly recall you were an annoyance.”

“thepeckerman and upurs are one in the same”

“OMG not you again, hehehe”

“I, for one, am glad you're back.”

“Trolls talking to themselves again. Water must be high under the bridge.”

“Begging your pardon, Mr. UpUrs. I may not have missed you. However, I am in the market for a victim for my very next screenplay. I think your character may be perfectly suited for what I am looking for. The player is a pompous, nasty, angry sort of chap with a penchant for saying stupid things. From what I gather from the others here, you may be well vested with these qualities. The death scene, however, is a rather painful one. You get a present from a seemingly faithful friend. It's a pair of binoculars that you anxiously pack for an outdoor trip to the Rocky Mountains. As you hit the first peak, you decide to utilize your new gift. As you advance them to your eyes, two spikes, triggered by a spring mechanism, come shooting through the eyepieces, piercing your eyeballs. Your shouts of horror and pain echo through the valley below and send a chill up the spine of your party, who has become separated from you. It is a short part and should require very little rehearsal. Can I count you in?”

“Who was the coward that was going to confess at TC3?

Thepackman? UpUrs?

In any event the little bastard was too weak to show up.”

“you forgot

ULTRAPacker”

“theporkman was gonna out himself at TC3, aka gene yuss and kyle reese.”

“Alfred Hitchhiker
Dude you need help! Try getting laid! Maple, I agree I need to follow up on that human shield trip.”

“Pity! I was so looking forward to shooting this scene with you. Now, I will have to find another player. Such is life.”

“And as for the sexual suggestion you make, do not lose sight of the fact that I am over 100 years old and dead.”

“OooooK”

“I thought I read miss Mel--I do miss her.”

“UpUrs, I had given up on you. I cant live without you!!!



LMAO”