My lost weeks revisited

“Hello everyone. I have been gone for quite some ime, and thought I would let you all in on my life to this point.

I've spent the last few months travelling through Thailand, visiting Buddhist monasteries while writing my manuscript for a vegeterian cookbook.

Before that, I worked my business as a desert spiritual guide to the stars. I've had quite a few names come through, and can't tell you specifics due to the need for privacy... One thing I will mention, though: Hollywood types have serious spiritual issues. Throw enough money and sex at anyone and it would appear that they lose their way quickly.

How's it been going here?”

“when one returns, they all return..”

“Sounds like a great time away? Tell us more.”

“Shhhh, he's trying to think up new stuff.”

“hey there, ol' buddy! guess what, i figured out who you are!”

“Don't leave us in the dark. Cough it up draculyra.”

“Yes. Do spill.”

“very funny!”

“but no, i'm not going to tell who it is! i just get that good feeling in my heart from knowing that i know.
:-)”

“It's not me, I am still just ole' pumpkin36.”

“Lyra, dear, we've had these conversations both publicly and privately. You don't know, sweetheart. Don't live in denial. It's bad for the soul.”

“Hmmmm, upurs and ultrapecker back on the day...within an hour of each other?”

“Please don't confuse me with either that cretin or ULTRAPecker, I beg you! I have more class than either of them.”

“well, the important thing is that you're back now, Ultra. what did you bring me as a souvenir?”

“When I talked to Tarpy after the "incident" yesterday, he asked me to keep it quiet. I can't tell you.

You know what I'm talking about.”

“aahhh, the Incident! do let's keep it on the DL.”

“TT Secrets, how utterly cute!”