TT Matchmaking Thread

“ohhh.sorry.... I guess I still have to wake up.”

“I really hope this thread won't spawn anything that might hurt Phaedy's and my chances at being elected prom king and queen.”

“are you two going to fight over who gets to wear the dress?

HEY A-HOLES! when i said don't fight over me, i was only kidding. sheesh, some people around here can't take a joke!
;-D”

“Which one's the 'Queen'? LOL”

“I already had dibs on the dress because the thread was "Nigal for Prom Queen". I lust picked Phaed as my running mate. And NO there will be no "mating" on prom night. I'm not that easy. Cheap, yes, but not easy.

















Unless of course he shows up with a four pack of wine coolers!”

“you "LUST picked" him? LOLOLOLOL!!”

“Wow! Now that's a phraudian(SP?) slip if I ever saw one!”

“Freudian.”

“Yep -- Your slip is showing...”

“I'm destined to be alone I see :o)”

“Yah me too. Oh well.”

“you stay over there Blood - I'm not that lonely ;o)”

“Ohhhhhhhhhh, Marvin??!?!?!

(gotta go with the editor's wishes, ya know?? LOL!!)”

“Nobody even mentionned me, sigh.”

“My jokes always miss :-(”

“I wasn't even invited.”

“"And NO there will be no "mating" on prom night......."

Monthly friend gonna be back in town?”

“Give Back My Heart
(Lyle Lovett)

I'm a traveling man don't tie me down
There's just too much living going all around
A man he's got to see what he can see
I love the road and I love the air
And I don't worry hell I never care
I love my women sometimes they love me

But I was got one day I still don't know how
I didn't even like that town
This fellow said stranger why don't you just go on home
And I said man that's where I'm headed to
And you couldn't stop me if you knew what to do
And I left and I planned to go alone

But the road was long and home was far
So I stopped off at this little cowboy-looking bar
I walked on through the door and she just smiled
In a long pony tail and a pretty white dress
She said hi bull riders do it best
I said oh my God what's your name
My name's Lyle

And I said ooh give back my heart chipkicker-redneck woman
Take your boots and walk out of my life
Ooh give back my heart chipkicker-redneck woman
I can't be no cowgirl paradise

I looked at her and she looked at me
And I looked back and she looked back
And we went out together for a walk
Her eyes were bright just like the stars
But she drove a pickup said she hated cars
But loved to ride around out after dark

And I said ooh give back my heart chipkicker-redneck woman
Take your boots and walk out of my life
Ooh give back my heart chipkicker-redneck woman
I can't be no cowgirl paradise

I told her redneckness has got to be a disease
You catch it on your fingers and it just crawls right up your sleeves
Ooh give back my heart chipkicker-redneck woman
I can't be no cowgirl paradise

Well how she did it I'll never know
But it's been maybe 20 years or so
And she cooks the supper and I try to pay the rent
But I'm a traveling man don't tie me down
There's just too much living go all around
But I can't figure out quite where it went

Then I think ooh give back my heart chipkicker-redneck woman
Take your boots and walk out of my life
Ooh give back my heart chipkicker-redneck woman
I can't be no cowgirl paradise”

“What? TB and BB?

BB only wishes he could be so lucky.

(j/k, my friend)

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I think dhutch and ltwtbkpkr would be the couple w/ the best laughs. And, cow patty and sirpete (i know, they're both married) would wow everyone w/ their great smiles.”

“Jesus, Nigal. I'm not going ANYwhere alone with you.

Just when you think you know someone. Sheesh.”

“But you two make suchacutecouple!”

“Buddha and Newgirl.












Did I just post that? Oooops!”

“sarabelle and skeery woof bare (i mean, as much as she talks about him, you know shes got heat for him)”

“2scoops - sarabelle is already taken. gizmo is her husband. duh!”

“stray eyes stray”

“and why does sarabelle always post but never geezmo?

i think shes warm for skeery woof bare's form. hes such an ANIMAL”

“cause gizmo is too small to reach the keyboard.

btw, he goes by "gizmeaux" ever since he spent some time in canada”

“I'm just disappointed that she didn't wanna smell my stinky butt. It was good and ripe at the time.....:(”

“ScorchFire aint no troll! I did meet Capnbobo so far, so he can vouch for that! Plus there IS pictures that I posted on Phil's photo page.

I also never claimed to be a 3 time survivor of cancer.. I was merely replying to MSChili's message... I was quoting her and replied to that quote.

So, hmmf :)~”

“yeah, I got that after I read the thread again and someone else pointed me to it. Sorry.... but the quote wasn't in italics so I didn't see it right away.

anyway...okay..you're not a troll. :D Welcome!!”

“Yea,.. I don't know all the tricks to this forum yet.. no clue how to put things in italics or post links, etc... sorry!

Thanks for the welcome : )”

“Fill wold prolly be the good man for ever girl heer even me and I awreddy got a hubsand (that is Gissmeaux)”

“Oh Sarabelle. Shanedog is sooo jealous. You come to South Lyon and leave a trail of broken hearts.”

“Originally, I was thinking that bacpac and I would make an awesome pair but...

uddha Bear stood me up when I arrived with soup and prepared to take care of him and his home and then when I complained about it, he said the door is open. Hell, he didn't even want a date! He just wants to use me, just like all the other guys. I'm in love!

Me and Buddha!”

“I'll use you, only if you promise to use me babe!”

“okay :)”

“Your a slut. that's why chicks dig you.”

“The ladies love a bad boy.”

“dude - I wish I was a slut, and only play a bad boy. I think bacpac is the real thing!”

“I would be a slut if Susan would let me.”

“I know dude, I know. :)”

“BB, since I will be a newbie in the dating scene again what should I look for in a woman. A lot has changed since I was single. (I will be sorry I asked this...lol)”

“You should look for a place to hide.”

“you should look for a nice firm, round..... personality.”

“"You should look for a place to hide."

Buddha knows. He's as elusive as the white rabbit. He left a blind date in a bar by herself. Poor dear. I hope she remembered to bring her white cane.”

“In defense of my chivilrous honor, I did NOT leave my unapprecaitive blind date alone in a bar. She was with 4 friends, and two of them were physically with her when I left her.”

“I have a good match.

Opie and Miss Opie! I think it would work!”

“And he didn't go home, either! I know because I was there waiting with some, by then, cold home-made chicken noodle soup.”

“How did my name get drudged upin this? lol”

“Hey BB, you know I'm just giving you sh*t. You're a big softy! *smooch*”