I'm going to Arkansas!

“In about 30 #&%!$ing minutes when this work day is over.....

I think I have a nice cool brew waiting on me at home when I get there.”

“jebus cripes...everyone thats gettin some...raise your hand”

“you should try and hook up with bacpac fer a hike!



bwahahahhaahaa!”

“me tooo..............”

“Say hi to strat and bacpac for me.”

“what else do you want when u get home???? (smiling)”

“bacpac is too hard to find,,,,,


from his photo on Phil's page it looks like he hangs out in the hills looking for glowing crosses...

I try to stay away from them there places.”

“Yall sound like CMB and Free!”

“hush your mouth, dayhiker.....

I have an opportunity here....”

“I have an opportunity here...."
pumpkin36

And just what kinda opportunity are you looking for MrChili??

Blushing”

“I couldn't resist. It sounds like yall can't either. I'll be sure and call you about, let's see, get's off at 5, 30 minute commute, 5 minutes of foreplay, 3 minutes of..., so I'll call at 5 + 30 minutes + 5 minutes + 2.5 minutes = 5:37:30.”

“do i raise my hand if i'm not getting some at this very moment?”

“LMAO dayhiker... thats only in our HEAD.. Not Chili's.”

“Which hand?”

“LMFAO @ dayhiker”

“take your pick”

“pbbbbbth! i can raise them both, but then how do i type?”

“Is that what they call coitus interuptus?”

“Well, if I answer with a "What the #&%!$ do you want" as opposed to "hello", I guess that is what you could call it.”

“i may have the hots for bacpac, but, but, but... while i'm reading TT? that's a kink even i don't have.”

“Cotton Field??? Dark around 7:00?? What do you think??”

“Be sure and take your BP Mag with the article about how to have sex in the outdoors.”

“LMMFAO... You honestly think we need that? Come dude, get 4 real.”

“Ya'll need to get a room.
Chili's ya'll got mail.”

“Be careful about doing that during deer season. I can see some good old boys out spot lighting and getting the show of their life.”

“They might mistake you for a "white-tail"....lol...”

“I sure am glad they started making head lamps smaller.”

“Those good ole boys use 1 million candle power lights for spot lighting. If you're willing to spotlight, whey wait til official hunting season. Yall be careful out there.”

“I'll make sure I wear my UT bandana.”

“No hunting posted by the house.. think that will work?”

“You'll be shot for sure then.”

“heck, that just attracts hunters.”

“I feel too voyeuristic and, quite frankly, a little dirty. I think I'll back out of this three way conversation about yalls sex life. Have fun.”

“lmao”

“yeah, dayhiker, you're right,,,wearing a UT bandana in Arkansas this time of year is just asking for trouble....”

“It's time to good night all. Talk to you all tomorrow.”

“The chilis are doing the 5 o'clock 500 now.”

“hummm 500 - is that a good count or a bad count or just plain average”

“Did chili come into work with a big goofy grin and a skip in his step?”

“LOL Dayhiker! I got this mental pic of Chili skipping down the halls at work. Maybe even whistling a tune.”

“With little bits of cotton is his hair.”

“When I was a little bitty baby
My Momma done rocked me in the cradle
In them old cottonfields back home

It was back in Louisiana
Just about a mile from Texarkana
In them old cottonfields back home

Let me tell you now well I got me in a mess
I caught a nail in my tire doing lickety splits
I had to walk a long long way to town

Came along a nice old man
Well he had a hammer
Wait a minute mister, can you get me some direction
I'm gonna wanna be right off for home

Oh let them cotton balls get rotten
I got you baby, who needs cotton
In them old cottonfields back home

Well it sure feels good to breathe the air back home
You should have seen their faces when they seen how I'd grown
In them old cotton fields back home


Huddie Ledbetter”

“Chili where are you, I dare you to come out and play.

Wanna play in the cotton fields again?”

“Watch out for the defoliant, that crap will kill you.”

“Maybe he don't cotton to that idea.”

“no #&%!$? OMG I would hate for that to happen. Chili might not. LMAO”

“"Maybe he don't cotton to that idea."
Ghoulbeet

Thats where you are wrongggg.”

“chili would probably like that idea, the defoliate that is.”

“Well, I don't know about killing you, but cotton defoliant is chemically related to Agent Orange.

It would probably be bad to expose your, uh, tender flesh to it.”

“Nair is related to Agent Orange?”