The 1st annual TROLL awards......

“I think we all need to lighten up....As a designated TROLL on this TT...I think we need to have a chuckle...If I`m TROLL fine..I just appreciate your comments and opinions that`s why I post...I just didn`t realize there were SO MANY LIBERALS on this TT!!.But heck I love yah all anyway!!. As a TROll...I`d like to Host the annual TROLL awards ....I mean TROLLS like company...There are seven dwarfs in snowwhite ,so I feel that TT needs at least seven TROLLS...So let the voting begin...As a TROLL I`d like to nominate Two TT`ers that I think show outstanding performance in this field and they are 2SPOOKS and ALASKA.OHIO HIKER does not count because the over all opinion on TT, is that he already is one!! This is not meant to slam any one,or get anyones hackles up...!! It`s meant in fun...period.I take no offense to being slammed on my threads...or to being called a Troll.Hopefully no one else will ethier. Let the game begin..”

“TROLL!!!”

“Hey #&%!$!

Who made you King Troll?

You're in big #&%!$ing trouble now #&%!$!”

“padding - realy, the one that scoops 2 times is far too intelligent to be a troll. Maybe he could be in the "Just Plain Annoying" catagory?”

“Ya did it now, Troll! You pissed off Vile-Lin!”

“Just a flesh wound!”

“If it was an open nomination, I would nominate bacpac. He's the bestest!”

“There is no point to giving awards to trolls. A real troll would not accept an award, or even think of bringing up the subject. Therefor, paddles must not be a troll.”

“SHEEH, if I didn`t know better I`d think the Violin dude just nominated himself...congratulations vile dude I`m proud of yah...It takes courage to come out of the closet like that.”

“When did violin get into a closet to begin with?







Did I miss something?”

“Yep. I think Alaska-Spock-George W. Evildoer takes the cake. For pure abrasiveness and longevity, he's in a class by himself.

The rest pale in comparison.”

“Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?”

“"When did violin get into a closet to begin with?......"


when he got Smiley's fish panties from gojo...”

“Marvin is head and shoulders above the rest of the trolls.”

“I guess we Canadians don't really make good trolls. I'm sorry.”

“I nominate - Briar Rabbit.”

“Spock doesn't count, that boy was a professional.”

“I really wish I had gotten to read Spock's stuff. And BP, you really need to dig out the Holy Grail tape tonight! You sound like you could use a viewing...”

“i think this is about the 897th Troll Awards!”

“TB - I'm sure with a little effert, ya could pull up some golden oldies.

Chit, I remember I got into it so bad with him, I pulled my email off my profile for fear of being spammed.


now THOSE were the days......”

“Why would I watch it again when I can just remember the whole thing? lol....

I have the DVD now. I torture the wife with it...”

“Nice try Buddha, while I might be able to lay claim to the half a dozen or so 'PeRsOnaGE' you lemmings argue with everyday, I'll deny everything.

Now as my fav pErSonAge would say: Get back to work you slackers.”

“Dr Laura

Now that's a great troll.

Bastards ”

“intelligent but annoying. ill take that : )”

“Winner for creating the most hated series of trolls on more than one board: MamaBearGrrr”

“Ohio hiker gets my vote.”

“ohio hiker wasnt a troll. he was the real deal. i found his cluelessnes absolutely hysterical”

“Yeah, that dumbass emailed me the other day and said I was stalking him on the internet...who does that sound like?”

“what were the names of her other trolls? takingnakdedbathco-edhiker or something like that”

“Better be careful, dub. He'll drive over to your house in his Hyundai and try to kick your arse.”

“Dub what day was that?”

“I though Ohio Hiker was the illegitimate love child of Violin and Bacpac.”

“Dub? when did you get the email?”

“I'm see my multi-year project to teach the internet how to ignore trolls is starting to pay off.”

“hey, you need an ongoing mission in life, right? ;-)”

“Although it was a comparatively slow year for him, Marvin Gardens remains the creme d' la creme of TT trolls. Nobody can hold a tinfoil hat to him.”

“yeah, Marv was creamy and delicious, alright!”

“Swetlina faded badly. Must have lost her figure.”

“LOL Artex, I'd better set my survielence cameras to "cheap cars from eBay alert."

Maple, he emailed me on the 8th of this month. Said I was "obsessed" with him and how he'd never ever hike with me again. I didn't respond to his email.”

“ok, because I got emails from his girlfriend on the 13th. I did not reply either.”

“I just replied and told him to come to Dolly Sods to redeem himself :D [big grin]. ScorchFire said she'd love to meet him. I doubt he'll show.”

“Marvin has been assimilated by the home planet.”

“Let's not have Ohio Hick polluting the Sods. Email him back quick and tell him there are no park benches there.”

“...Mapleleaf and ScorchFire could have captions on their webshots pages like "Dub, Geobeet, and Oskar fight for the last piece of chicken from the KFC bucket" LOL j/k. More like "Dub and Geobeet hiding Ohio Hikers body off trail after he mysteriously choked on a chicken bone on the park bench next to his Hyundai."”

“dude, he BETTER not come.. i don't hold back nasty comments. just a warning!”

“Okay okay, I'll tell him he is unwanted, but if he does show up I guess I'll be the one to push him off the cliff since I invited him.”

“tell him scorchy is allergic to trolls.”

“That would be a sight, Dub. I can see the headlines:

ThePackMan attacks and kills OsKaR”

“Trolls just suck.”

“yea, orodreth, they sure d........hey wait, i dont know you! TROLL!”