The Official Yankees-Marlins World Serie s Thread

“Yeah, don't go down there this weekend without an ark.”

“No road trips until ThnxG for me.”

“My favorite baseball team is whoever is playin' the Damn Yankees...”

“Its almost time for the yanks to shed some tears!!! Go Marlins! I told you the Yankees suck!”

“Its quiet as church in here all of the sudden!”

“Don't go yankin' yer wanker just yet, UU, there're still two (maybe) games left in the Big Apple...”

“And you've obviously never been to a Primitive Baptist church...”

“Don't kid yourself. I would like to see the tears flowing now!”

“Me too. I HATE the friggin' Yankees. I had an uncle who was a west coast scout for the Brooklyn Dodgers...yeah, I bleed Dodger blue (been bleedin' a lot the last few years...)”

“No I haven't but you better get your butt there and start praying! Make sure to raise your hand up extra high!”

“Are we on the same page???”

“Where are the Yankee fans now? This is why the Yankees suck and the fans. Jump off the bandwagon when it is apparent that they are going to lose! Yankees suck! Go Marlins!”

“We are Father!”

“I got it!!!”

“(cricket noise)”

“FG, you are so right. Don't count these guys out with. If the Yanks are going to blow it, it will happen tomorrow night. That will mean that the Marlins were hungrier and went after the big prize. If they get it, all power to them and my hat's off to their talent. But, I get the feeling that if the Yanks win tomorrow night, then they may just pull one out of the wazoo for game 7 as they have repeatedly done. In other words, Marlins should hope to get them out of it in game 6...”

“Not a chance! The ace is coming in and turning the screws on the yankes!”

“I've seen 'em do it before, Tree...”

“Not this time!”

“Not this time!”

“Yankee fans and Sperm
Q: What do Yankees fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


Birth Control
Q: What do Yankees fans use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Two Bullets...
Q: You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and a Yankees fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Yankees Fan.......Twice!


Yankee's quick humor
Q: How do you make a Yankee fan laugh on Monday?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday!

Yankee fans on your computer
Q: How can you tell if a Yankee fan has been using your computer?
A: There is whiteout on your screen!


Yankees players showering
Q: Why don't Yankees players shower after home games?
A: Becuase veryone will just assume it's the city that stinks!


Baseball Fans
Three baseball fans leave the stadium after a game and come across a dead, naked man with breasts lying in the middle of the street. After they call the cops, they each take off their baseball caps and place them on the dead man out of respect and to cover his private parts until the cops arrive.

The first fan places his Boston Red Sox cap over his left breast, the second places his Phillies cap on his right breast and the third fan places his Yankees cap on his pubic area.

The cops finally arrive, and the officers take statements from the fans to find out what happened. After explaining that they found his naked and covered him up with their caps, the cop went over to examine the body. He briefly lifted the Red Sox cap, and quickly replaced it; then he lifted the Phillies cap, and also quickly replaced it.

However, when he lifted the Yankees cap, he stared and stared for what seemed to be two or three minutes. Finally, he let the cap drop, walked away, wrote in his notebook, then returned and lifted the Yankees cap once again and stared for a long time.

As he was walking away the second time, the fans were curious and stopped him and asked him why he spent so much time looking at the man's genitalia, and he said, "It's the first time I've seen anything but an #&%!$ under a Yankees cap."

Pee Wee Herman is a baseball fan?
Q:What baseball team does Pee Wee Herman like?
A:The Yankees

Einstein at a Party
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The man answers, "241."

"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"

Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The lady answers, "144."

"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".

Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"

The person answers, "51."

Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,
"GO YANKEES"!!”

“It should be interesting, FG The Boston series was great. A real nailbiter to the end. This one is shaping up to be pretty exciting too. Like I said, the Marlins could use to finish them off in the next game. If they give the Yanks any sort of momentum shift, they could be in trouble. It's been good baseball all the way around.”

“Yankees still suck!”

“your still jealous!”

“Yankees Suck!!! HA HA HA”

“I told you they would lose!!!! Now what do you think of your team? Choke!!!”

“The Marlins did what they had to do. They are a very talented team of young players led by a fine manager. They were hungrier and went right for the title. My hat's off to tem. They played great and deserved to be victorious. Good for 'em. The old saying, "you can't win 'em all" holds true. The playoffs were very exciting this year and made for some good baseball viewing. No sour grapes here...”

“UU, you are probably someone any professional team would prefer not to have in their stands. You are about as gracious as a cold sore. All you did was sit behind a computer and guess right on a 50-50 call. Not much more of an accomplishment than if you guessed right at flipping a coin. If the personality you display on here is anything like what you are in real life, then my guess is you've probably been ejected from a few stadiums for throwing bottles at the opposing players. Now, please crawl back under the rock you came from...”

“Cry me a river! Now you are getting bitter. Blah Blah Blah... I know you are upset that your team lost and I am here to throw it your face. Be a big man about it and just take it. By the way I throw cans and beach balls. You have to love it when the beach ball gets thrown around.”

“My condolences, Big Daddy.

I suppose it would still be a bad idea to wear any Oriole's gear in NYC.

UpUrs, in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.”

“It's just baseball, Tom. Sure you want to see your team win, but good competition is still the original reason I like to watch. The Yanks have plenty of titles under their belts. And don't bother with ugly over there. He's just trying to flame me. He already proved my point by telling me that he throws cans at games...”

“Tom, get back to organizing those books. You must be really busy. I am sure they would really appreciate you surfing the web. And go hit on someone else I don't swing that way. What is wrong with throwing cans? And come on you don't like to bat around the beach ball once in a while. Have some fun! Spare me the considerate and appropriate fan etiquette. You’re full of it.”

“That wasn't a hit, UpUrs, but a paraphrasing of a famous quote.

EAT IT ! ! !”

“What are we upset now? Tsk Tsk. We wouldn't want to disturb anyone. ""”

“This is the thread or you, ya yanker!”

“Why don't you drop by and we'll discuss it?”

“Marlins beat them far and square.

See ya'll next year again in the World Series :-)

Go Yanks for 2004!!!”

“no links”

“I missed the Yankees getting beat while I was in West Virginia!

Well, I told ya to watch out for the Fish!

Dumb idiots don't know when they're beat.

And they signed Trader Jack up for next season. Damn! Not good!

Hey Tree and Mapes, we've got something in common baseball-wise. The Fish ate both our teams up and spit them out.

It's okay to wear your Oreos hat in NYC Tom, I wore my Phillies hat up there and nobody said a word.”

“Yankees Suck!!!!!! LOSERS!!!!!!!!”

“shut up you guys :(


waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!”

“Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, dat's otay puddy tat. Da Bwonx Baumers are gonna be otay! (Sure they are!)”

“So, who won?”

“The Fish swallowed them whole.

So anti-Yankees fans are taking their well-earned gloat. And the Yankees fans are taking a well-deserved break from informing the rest of us uneducated morons how great their wonderful team is.

This should cut down on the number of Yankees hat appearing on Philadelphia streets for awhile. And I doubt the stores stocked up on Marlins hats.”

“Yeah, I was thinking, it really should be Over by now, LOL”

“Yanks SUCK!!! HA HA HA HA Losers!”

“It ain't over till it's over.

--Yogi”

“And Yogi was a Yankee, so he would know.”

“Infield chatter
"Many of you love and remember Angela Lansbury, from 'Murder, She Wrote.' She turned 78 today and as a special treat, Pedro Martinez grabbed her by the head and threw her on the ground.''

-- David Letterman”