Join the Fight Against Big Cats as Pets

“As soon as you tell what "hekping" is...”

“hekp is on the way!”

“I would like to hekp, but my pet tiger's got ahold of my leg. Please send hekp fast!”

“LOl i need glasses. i didnt see the mistake until BLOOD pointed it out to me.”

“Looks like ML needs hekp herself...”

“har har har

ok can you please HELP?”

“I personally would like a big #&%!$ as a pet. ;)”

“Hekp!
Hekp!

Run for your livers!”

“Oh shut up and go and change your armour.”

“wow you cant say

#&%!$ cat?

i guess no one is getting petted tongight.”

“Nobody's petting my tongight...”

“Oh shut up and go and change your armour."

bloodpusher


ME?”

“i signed it!

mr. blood's brain has been taken over by Monte Python or something.”

“No, Violin...he's the one running for his liver...”

“oh ok.


i was about to sick my #&%!$cat on ya!”

“bugger.


P U S S Y C A T”

“So who's going to hekp, who's putting up their ducks, and who's running for their livers?”

“On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.”

“just go sign the friggin thing you buttheads!!


thank you lyra”

“remember the cat on top of the TV?”

“or was that a penguin?”

“Hekp pet my tongight, please.”

“Okay, Okay, Okay, I hekped.

Anybody wanna buy a friendly tiger? He don't eat much, honest.”

“Do you think this scene should have been cut? We were so worried when the boys were writing it, but now we're glad. It's better than some of the previous scenes, I think.”

“Pussycat, pussycat,
Where have you been?
I've been to London
To visit the Queen.
Pussycat, pussycat,
What did you there?
I frightened a little mouse
Under her chair.”

“tongightliverhekppet

ifdiehoownife!”

“Tigers in captivity live much longer than tigers in the wild, though their diet seems a little queer.”

“"Tigers in captivity live much longer than tigers in the wild, though their diet seems a little queer."
bacpac
01:24:25 PM
10/17/03

Say no more, say no more!”

“LOL bacpac”

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“Must be magic bullets!”

“This new learning amazes me, Sir Bedevere. Explain again how sheep's bladders may be employed to prevent earthquakes.”

“IM HEARING THIS BLOOD!!!”

“I sorta fink the big pets are taking care of the problem all by theyselves - if ya get my drift.”

“I knew a woman once who had a 22-lb. Tabby cat once. Does that count?”

“Man, I've got a real domestic feline that weighs 19 lbs and is 14 years old. Bit the head off a shrew once. I saw him do it, the killer. Can I still keep him? Oh please?”

“I dunno, that's a pretty big cat.”

“Did you Know Crazy Mike is getting a kitten?”

“His name's Timmy, and he's a placid puddy tat. Now my other cat named Grizhnakh is kinda goofy. BTW, anybody remember Grizhnakh (like, where that character's from?)”

“Do you mean 'Grishnakh' the orc from LOTR that wants to have the Hobbits to dinner? ;)”

“I know a little #&%!$
Her coat is silver gray
She lives down in the meadow
Not very far away
She'll always be a #&%!$
She'll never be a cat
For she's a #&%!$ willow
Now what do you think of that?”

“Hey...I didn't say a bad word......I said ussypay......you can't say that????”

“'The don't needs their legs!'

Way to go GGGGS! Spot on!

Yeah, Grishnakh was mean and ugly, and this cat is neither, hence the name. Since he's not a big cat, can I keep him then? Even if i did misspell his name?”

“Damn it nigal.
That went to a porn site!”

“Crap! Here, cut and paste ya lazy a$$es! Don't worry, it ain't dirty.

http://www.funnypictures100.com/#&%!$mussy.jpg”

“Our internet filter blocked that...”

“It goes to funnypictures.com. Not porn!”