It's Friday, which Holy Grail character are you?

“actually..I was the weird one in my marriage”

“and my fav Far Side cartoon is the one where there are campers sleeping outside in sleeping bags and the bears are looking at them saying..."yummmy...burritos" ( or sandwiches or something like that!!!.......I forget exactly...”

“G00SE says he's going to get me a bumper sticker that reads "I'm not weird, I'm a genius". I think he's trying to tell me something...


Say, what kind of quiz asks what your favorite Monty Python sketch is but doesn't mention Spam? I don't think it's legit.”

“I was wondering that too....

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SHUT UP YOU VIKINGS!”

“still think ya'll are sooo weird..”

“


The Lumberjack Song


Pet Shop Owner/Lumberjack:
I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I... I wanted to be... A LUMBERJACK!

(piano vamp)


Lumberjack:
Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.


Mounties:
He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

Lumberjack:
I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

Lumberjack:
I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????
(mounties break off song, and begin insulting lumberjack)

Girl: (crying)
I thought you were so rugged!”

“This is why we are no longer married......”

“he wears a bra and high heels???....”

“LOL, for my ex-wife, you ain't bad. ;)”

“Your mother smells of elderberries!”

“LOL..thanks.......I think...(coming from a man who sings about a lumberjack wearing bras...)”

“Ha! Just wait till you meet me!
I'm the most 'ordinary' guy on TT.
All those Huntsville types are the weird ones! ;)”

“ok...NOW I am scared......”

“Yes, we are strange.

I got a wild hair today and decided to spend the day posting quotes from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail." Why? I dunno, it just seemed like the thing to do.”

“What's really weird about that is that my son and his friends had today off from school and they were planning a Monty Python and the Holy Grail viewing this afternoon. Psychic or psychotic, you be the judge.”

“Holy Grail is my sons fav movie too........It must be a guy thing.....maybe I need to get a 12 pack and rent the movie...it has been awhile since I have seen it....anyone want to join me?”

“ok...then I'll have a beer by myself......”

“For a lot of guys my age, MPATHG was one of the first times we saw a reasonably unclothed female...lol...”

“I got the DVD...”

“omg......I forgot how much I love beer......Blood..I remember going into an abandonded building when I was a young girl seeing my first nudie pics....wooohooo....."When I grow up I'm going to have hair WHERE?" omg”

“So has anybody figured out the air speed of African and European swallows yet? (if you're a fan you'll easily get this one!)”

“I am Sir Lancelot the Brave. So don't screw with me.”

“omg...I am not the only one up?”

“I'm up, finally. Last night I left the computer, went upstairs, and put on MPATHG. Great movie!”

“i've never seen it so i dont know”