For Crazy Mike Only (peepers stay away)

“Ok its not really a poem cause it dun rhyme but I dont care. Here-


Today I fly and fall
into far off lovers arms.
Wilderness I come,
embrace and kiss me
With dew drop mountain sweetness
and ripe earthy yearning
with elemental lust
of long forgotten freedom.”

“very nice........oh....sorry.......I HAD to peek.......”

“HEY! NO LOOKING! PEEPING TOM!”

“What? You don't even have the guy's e mail address yet?”

“That is sweet!



8)”

“exhibitionist”

“email it...this is a BACKERS FORUM!!! or at the least include some nudy photos.”

“I second the motion. All in favor?”

“you may want to erace that last line, your gonna scare him off with it.


"of long forgotten freedom."”

“Tune in again tomorrow, when Crazy Mike tells Ms Crazy Mike, "I think I'll drink some scotch."”

“Couldn't help myself, had to look. I'm with Stik and Laq. 3 yes votes total so far.
I wrote a poem about XG, but if I was to post it would go under the Dating SUCKS ! thread.
PS
It was a nice Poem Ms. CMB
PSS
Do I get a discount on gear now?”

“Does anybody know if puke will take the varnish off a hardwood floor?”

“hey i TOLD you all not to look. This is a private thread sos you wont have to look at mushy stuff on other topics :P”

“Natural human curiosity...

"don't look in there...it's not for you." Uhmmm...OK

I completely agree with Nigal, you're moving to Indiana, but you don't have his e-mail address yet?”

“i have it lol

but thats just for the nudie pics ;)”

“Public Domain!!”

“I haven't felt like this since that time in first grade when I ate too much of my halloween candy.
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww..........”

“Next time try putting a neon sign on the thread title.”

“You all complain about it but you sit here reading it and posting on it....how is that my fault? If you all dun have any self control thats not my problem LMAO!”

“Buddha Bear- if the floor has several coats of polyurethane it should be fine. Just watch out for stains. Those may have to be sanded up, then resealed.”

“Dearest Free24, Please spare us anymore of this nauseating drooling over CMb! While we are all happy for you both it's getting very sickening. This is a public forum. There are NO private threads. Email your honey and save us all having to read your romance in every thread you post on. We all are fully aware that you miss CMB, Love Him and want to be with him. It's getting to be a bit much though. (and I didn't chose to read this thread, just thought it'd be the most appropriate to let you know how I feel) =)”

“c'mon, slasher...


where else are we supposed to get our TT Soap Opera fix?????



This place is like Jerry Springer meeting Dr. Laura somewhere in the woods.”

“Speaking of.......WHERE IS DR. LAURA?

I would think that this would be prime for her....”

“Yes, this is fertile ground for Dr. Laura.....

errr,,no pun intended.”

“Did I miss something here?

I go away for a week and now there is a Misses?

Please please tell me now!”

“Don't worry, it is like the Days of our Lives.

Just hang around for an episode, you will catch up.”

“All I want to know is will you be so freely spilling your guts if it doesn't work out???

HEY WAIT!!! Now that might get mighty interesting!!!!”

“been there, done that...everything is a circle!!!

life is like a bacon ring...it just goes round and round and eventually expells the rubbish.”

“ROFLMAO, with pepsi shooting through the nose all over the keyboard!”

“Get off her case, y'all!

That was a sweet poem, Ms CMB.
I especially liked the part about "coming in the wilderness" and Mike's "sweet mountain dew" and whatever.”

“I think its great!

8)”

“Wow, and sass hits the nail on the head...get a room! LOL!”

“What is going on with you Mike? Sounds like you have been busy, ey?”

“crazy mike is all that and a bag of chips.....(snaps fingers and walks away)”

“What kind of chips?”

“sour cream and onion flavor!”

“WHOA!

I like to think of myself of a BBQ kind of man.”

“Oh ya!


8)”

“OH OH, what did I start?”

“i can think of something to do with cips and dip!”

“So can I.


8)”

“I would eat them.
What would do?”

“I have a good idea!


Dip anyone?


8)”

“hell yeah :) You so bad :)”

“I know!


8)”

“French Onion?”

“Excuse me, Mike, who is this ho that is moving to Indiana? Maybe you should tell her about us, don't you think! You are in big trouble when I come over there tonight!”

“Uh Oh, there's trouble in River City!”

“Oh geez...”

“and another thing. I have a messege for you Ms Crazy Mike Backpacks. Girl, you best stay away from my man, or I'll shove my size 8 up your behind!”