To TT males

“Shut the #&%!$ up!

Really, how many good looking hiking girls have u scared away by being a grotesc fool? Atleast one a month.

It is usualy one week after Phil puts up a pretty picture of the newest female member to TT leaves. Shut ur hole any maybe they'll hang around a bit longer. #&%!$ guys, u've got no tact.”

“We just weed out the week. We don't want the week ones here anyways.”

“Tea, you have such a way with words!”

“Thanks SS.

Kodiak, it's spelt "weak".... what a dumb a$$.

;-)”

“hey, Kman. This thread was inspired by u, but not dirrected only at U.

I can think of many other TTers that have scared away the weak ones. Radagast (and he was married- lol) and others”

“why tea - you seam upset is it anything I have done?”

“And tell me Mr. Tea, what is it about this thread that wouldn't scare off the kind of gals yer talkin' about?”

“Someone has to do it. I just do what other people think. I do see the reason to beat around the bush. Say what needs to be said and leave it at that. But it is nice to know that I inspired a thread. I must be doing something right if people are talking about me.”

“you know kodiak we shouldnt forget to show some appreciation for the other TT ladies who have been here awhile - They are still hotties too and we dont want them to feel left out.”

“Tea makes a good point.”

“yeah, and did you see how he corrected kodiakman's spelling???

hmmm....”

“Right on Tea! You bone heads are always chasing off new chicks! Knock it off. ;)”

“How come the good ones always leave and we are left with the skeezers?”

“no one can chase me off,.. i'm here to stay (sorry to disappoint yas!)”

“Skeezers my ass! You're stuck with the ones willing to put up with or ignore you, Bacpac.”

“Tea, you are maturing right before our eyes. I won't bring up some of the more sleazy things you have posted on this site. (Oh, darn I guess I just did.) Anyway, you're making us proud, kid.
How's the FBI, these days?”

“I guess I made my point.”

“Not really Bacpac. I'm hard pressed to figure out exactly who you're refering to. Haven't really ever considered the women of TT "skeezer" material.”

“okay...so you are saying TT women have low morals and poor hygene??

oh boy, don't start with me, it's still early and I am not in the best mood!!”

“I was never scared by you guys..even when accused of being a Troll........I think ya'll are soooo funny....but then again I am an old broad.....I come here to laugh....so far I have never been let down.....thanks guys.......”

“hey tea its spelt "spelled"”

“It's spelled 'grotesque'”

“what is the HMWHC going to think about all this?”

“lol”

“so, who got run off now?”

“Tea must have been shot down at the Frat party.”

“The old, "Haven't we met somewhere on the internet before?" line dosen't work.”

“Well, not on women, anyway.”

“i don't think i want to know.”

“lol....Tea corrected someone spelling. Isnt that one of the signs that the world is ending?”

“Well, lyra's still here; there goes that theory!”

“Does it help scare away the good ones, if I have a "Detachable #&%!$" haha.....

Ever heard that song?”

“We continue,

with yet a another shining example of a lone adolescence male from the mystical toothless poodles of Serengeti trying to stake his ground within the ever expanding clan.

This young male that we'll call 'Fuzzy' happens to be one of the youngest male toothless poodles seen to date. What makes Fuzzy so special amongst the clan is his ability to communicated with others. While others are displaying various froms of 'assmoking' and 'back patting' this particular adolesecent male as developed his own language that we'll call 'asmooking'. While extremely similiar to the version used by the adult toothless, this version is noticeable missing some key, what we'll call, 'toot' sounds from its vocabulary.

As you can see our young male toothless, Fuzzy, is attempting to 'asmook' his way into the hearts of the aging female toothless poodles by 'asmooking' his disgust of the 'assmoking' given by other male toothless poodles in their attempts to woe the females toothless.

Lets watch...”

“plllbbbtttt! ;-P”

“Sorry to cramp your style there Tea .... if it weren't for us lot then I'm sure you'd be fighting them off with a stick you stud ;op”

“Tea corrected Kodiak's spelling. I feel faint!”

“All I can say is this..


Thank gawd me, Opie & Briar are running the pride!”

“Hey where's Phils page?

I Cant find it!

I wanna see this babe that Tea is being such a Gentleman for...lol









Just kiddin with ya lil buddy ;-)”

“There would be tons more women on here if we would stay quit. That would be no fun what so ever.”

“Quit or Quiet?


I for one like the tt guys. You may be rough, without manners and slobbering baboons but its all very endering anyway. Keep it up its friggin hillarious. Besides if the new girls cant handle it that means us old ones keep you all to ourselves :)!”

“Is that the Butthole Surfers or the Dead Kennedy's?”

“It's like genetics, dude....the strong survive, the weak perish.

Ya know what I'm saying....






and stuff”

“Well......If not for you guys being such stinkers....this place would be boring.....and no women would be here.....so I say keep it up.....I need to laugh!!!”

“Stinkers? Madam, I showered this morning, I'll have you know!”

“Chicks dig it. When you get older Tea, you'll realize it. It boosts their egos, makes 'em feel "saucy" and makes 'em warm all over. And a little advice for you... Chicks really dig flatulance.
$.02”

“Tickle.....you know what I mean Ghoulbeet.......LOL....”

“...how about back hair?”

“ut oh......TMI??...I love Hairy men...LOL”

“I'm so sorry I peeked. I thought this was a great board with lots of great guys. Now I know this is a place for fould mouthed illiterate guys who try to lure good looking hiking girls like me onto the site. Gross! How totally unromantic and uncool!

I'm out of here!”